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He may be an agent of Satan, but his duties are largely ceremonial.
Hamlet about Claudius, constantly (via incorrectshakespeare)
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Mikhail Bulgakov: The Master and Margarita
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In 8th grade I had a teacher who, if he caught you reading, would take your book away, read the ending, then threaten to tell you the ending if he caught you reading it again
