Let’s make this canon guys

#umbridge #Dolores umbridge #professor umbridge #my life as a background slytherin #harry potter and the order of the phoenix #harry potter #harry potter comic #centaurs #comic

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“Voldemort Umbridge Potter, you were named after the two worst people I know because frankly you annoy the shit out of me”

#19 years later #harry potter epilogue #albus severus #albus severus potter #albus severus meme #voldemort #umbridge #professor umbridge #Dolores umbridge #harry potter #harry potter and the deathly hallows #deathly hallows

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ilsaafaust

just watch this.

“blablabla, disloyalty”

“oooh!”

*giggling adorably together*

#harry potter #minerva mcgonagall #maggie smith #dolores umbridge #imelda staunton #mcgonagall #umbridge #professor mcgonagall #professor umbridge #harry potter and the order of the phoenix #the order of the phoenix #video

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#harry potter #umbridge #dolores umbridge #professor umbridge #harry potter and the order of the phoenix #order of the phoenix #harry potter comic #comic

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Can we please just talk about how sassy Professor McGonagall was?

Just look: "Ah, of course. There is no need to tell me any more, Ms. Granger. Which one of you will be dying this year?"

I mean really: "I should have made my meaning plainer," said Professor McGonagall, turning at last to look at Umbridge directly in the eyes. "He has achieved high marks in all Defense Against the Dark Arts tests set by a competent teacher."

So much sass: "Are you quite sure you wouldn't like a cough drop, Dolores?"

She's just full of it: "I doubt it will make much of a difference," said Professor McGonagall coldly, "unless a mad axe-man is waiting outside the doors to slaughter the first into the entrance hall."

Her zingers are the best: "Well, usually when a person shakes their head," said McGonagall coldly, "they mean 'no.' So unless Miss Edgecombe is using a form of sign language as yet unknown to humans --"

Seriously though: "You look in excellent health to me, Potter, so you will excuse me if I don't let you off homework today. I assure you that if you do die, you need not hand it in."

And finally, my all-time favorite: "It unscrews the other way."

#professor mcgonagall #mcgonagall #minerva mcgonagall #harry potter #hermione granger #peeves #peeves the poltergeist #umbridge #dolores umbridge #professor umbridge

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izzydoodledump

So Cosmopolitan asked me to illustrate a series of Disney characters if they went to Hogwarts! The images you see are what happens when an artist gets to mix two of his most favorite things!!