Resolutions For Literary Characters

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Gatsby: “Can’t repeat the past”? Why of course you can. 

Nick:

hold on. you want me, a MAN, to buy this body wash which doesn’t have the word “SPORT” in the name and it doesn’t say FOR MEN anywhere? nice try, pal

I feel like this is how Jay Gatsby would buy soap.

Imagine Guy Fieri as Gatsby, and calling you “Pulled Pork” instead of “Old Sport.”

lets play how many more people are going to message me for the address 

PEOPLE KEEP MESSAGING ME WHERE IT IS AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH IT SO IM JUST SAYING ‘the big house in west egg you cant miss it’

im having too much fun

Happy 90th Birthday to the Great Gatsby! That dumb idiot! I don’t even really like this book!

This is important work.

i wish someone loved me the way Jay Gatsby loves Daisy

NO YOU DON’T

The Great Gatsby, by F. Scott Fitzgerald. 1925. 

The Great Gatsby, by F. Scott Fitzgerald. 1925.

jay gatsby’s car was a real hit with the ladies

Happy Belated Birthday F. Scott Fitzgerald, from Shit Rough Drafts.

Hope you’re not fighting with Zelda in the afterlife, old sport.

The Great Gatsby, by F. Scott Fitzgerald. 1925.

The Great Gatsby, by F. Scott Fitzgerald. 1925.

So in English class we had to draw a scene from The Great Gatsby. After the drawings were done the teacher was showing them to the class, and one drawing was a pic of Gatsby reaching towards at the green light, but in the drawing Gatsby didn’t have hands. So my teacher starts saying something like how this picture has hidden meaning and portrays the helplessness Gatsby feels, and the kid next to me just casually says “I can’t draw hands.”