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A blog for English majors and enthusiasts of literature, writing, books, grammar, and libraries to get their humor fix Enjoy!

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englishgradinrepair

yes! except i’m the teacher

#zoom #zoom video #online school #online learning #teacher problems #zoom conference #echo and narcissus #narcissus #mythology #greek mythology #greek myth #waterhouse #john william waterhouse

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englishgradinrepair

u heard him ladies

#dionysos #dionysus #greek myth #greek mythology #classic literature #bakkhai #euripides #greek tragedy #anne carson #sobbing

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#hera #zeus #greek myth #greek mythology #mythology #classics #distracted boyfriend #distracted boyfriend meme #guy looking back #guy looking back meme #meme

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Apollo: Sister, what are you the goddess of?

Artemis: *lounging by a spring on piles of deerskin surrounded by three dozen naked girls with a dead pan expression* Virginity.

“Heracles, they’re lesbians”.

#artemis #apollo #greek gods #greek mythology #harold they're lesbians #heracles #greek myth

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englishproblems

A crossover between King Midas and King Oedipus would be pure motherfucking gold

#king midas #midas #king oedipus #oedipus #pun #puns #motherfucking gold #motherfucking gold pun #greek tragedy #greek myth #greek mythology #mythology

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englishproblems

I want a movie about greek gods where hades isn’t the antagonist

By all accounts the antagonist in every Greek Gods movie should be Zeus’s dick. Nothing else causes as much murder and mayhem.

#greek gods #greek mythology #mythology #zeus #hades #greek myth

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How To Confuse A Cerberus.

#cerberus #greek mythology #mythology #greek myth #savage chickens #comic #doug savage #dog #dogs

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Goddamn it.

#medusa #greek mythology #greek myth #mythology #kieron gillen #twitter #tweets #pun #puns

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spring is apparently gonna take ages to come this year. but I’m glad that Persephone is getting laid for a bit longer.

#‘no mom I’m not coming home yet. idk maybe april or something. me and hades just started Breaking Bad.’

#spring #persephone #hades #demeter #greek myth #greek mythology #mythology #breaking bad

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englishproblems

Every greek demigod legend:

#the lightning bolt is his penis

#zeus #greek myth #greek mythology #hercules #mythology #gif

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relative-pronoun

#demeter #greek gods #greek mythology #greek myth #mythology #incorrect greek mythology #poseidon

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sliferslime-remade

hey icarus bro wanna order some hot wings-oh my god im so fucking sorry dude

#icarus #daedalus #icarus and daedalus #daedalus and icarus #greek mythology #greek myth #mythology #hot wings

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that’ll do, pig.

#medusa #greek myth #greek mythology #mythology #halloween #costumes #costume party #costume parties #liz climo #comic

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classicsenthusiast

We never said he was the brightest god in the pantheon

oh mY GODS

#rhea #cronus #zeus #mythology #greek mythology #scott maynard #comic #greek myth

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www.berkeleymews.com

#medusa #mythology #greek mythology #greek myth #berkeley mews #comic

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dukeofbookingham-deactivated202

lets just be clear, if you spend the time baking a cake/cookies/brownies, you can eat as many of them as you want and the calories don’t count. you made those calories. you’re their god.

disclaimer: this does not apply to children you have made

ambivalentaboutmarmite

looking at you Kronos

#kronos #cronus #greek mythology #mythology #titans #greek gods #the titans #greek myth

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