Apollo: Sister, what are you the goddess of?

Artemis: *lounging by a spring on piles of deerskin surrounded by three dozen naked girls with a dead pan expression* Virginity.

“Heracles, they’re lesbians”.

#artemis #apollo #greek gods #greek mythology #harold they're lesbians #heracles #greek myth

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englishproblems

I want a movie about greek gods where hades isn’t the antagonist

thestraggletag

By all accounts the antagonist in every Greek Gods movie should be Zeus’s dick. Nothing else causes as much murder and mayhem.

#greek gods #greek mythology #mythology #zeus #hades #greek myth

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thoodleoo

careers from greek mythology that i am considering

queen of the underworld
amazon warrior
deipneus, demigod of bread-making
snake-haired gorgon who turns men to stone
kokytos, the river of wailing
akte, goddess of eating and pleasure

#mythology #greek mythology #greek gods #greek goddesses #gorgons #careers #career goals

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suckmylit-deactivated20170423

i am demisexual meaning i am only attracted to those born of gods or who are themselves a deity. move out of the way assholes, i’m gonna fuck zeus

cinaed

#DON’T FUCK ZEUS

#demisexual #demisexuality #zeus #greek gods #greek mythology #mythology #sexuality #sexual orientation #don't fuck zeus

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literarystarbucks

Hera

Hera spends her time in Starbucks tidying up after everyone else’s messes. The baristas try to hire her. She is offended and turns them all into peacocks.

#hera #greek gods #greek mythology #mythology #literary starbucks

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relative-pronoun

#demeter #greek gods #greek mythology #greek myth #mythology #incorrect greek mythology #poseidon

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theheroinenextdoor

americaninfographic

Greek Gods

this is so epic omg

#greek gods #greek mythology #mythology #greek goddesses #greek gods and godessess #illustration #korwin briggs #infographic

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shaniaplain

lets just be clear, if you spend the time baking a cake/cookies/brownies, you can eat as many of them as you want and the calories don’t count. you made those calories. you’re their god.

disclaimer: this does not apply to children you have made