HOW I WISH I COULD FILL OUT GRAD SCHOOL APPS

Why do you want to pursue an MFA? 

Real life sucks and I want to go back to school.

Describe your literary aesthetics in relation to your writing sample. 

I like Shakespeare a lot. 

If more than six months have elapsed since the date of your last university enrollment, please describe what you have been doing:

TBH working, reading, and probably drinking too much. 

Please provide a statement of purpose. 

IDK man, what’s anyone’s purpose in life?

WHEN ANYONE ASKS HOW GRAD SCHOOL APPLICATIONS ARE GOING

I’m like: