#gertrude – @englishmajorhumor on Tumblr

When I walk into the mall and see Christmas decorations up the day after Halloween, I feel the same way Hamlet did when his mom married his annoying uncle so shortly after his father’s death.

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Thrift, thrift, Horatio! the Halloween Mars Bars/Did coldly furnish forth the Christmas stockings

#hamlet #hamlet's mom #gertrude #claudius #halloween #christmas #consumerism #capitalism #holidays #shakespeare #shakespeare humor #christmas decorations #christmas shopping #hamlet problems #horatio

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Gertrude: Good Hamlet, cast thy nighted colour off, and let thine eye look like a friend upon Denmark.

Hamlet : I'll stop dressing in black when they invent a darker colour.

#hamlet #gertrude #shakespeare #prince of denmark #prince of darkness

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(pointing to King Hamlet’s picture) first things first he’s the realest

Hamlet to Gertrude, Act III, Scene IV (via incorrectshakespeare)

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Claudius: I never know what to say to people at funerals.

Gertrude: Just say you’re sorry and move on.

Claudius: [to the grieving Hamlet] I’m sorry for your loss. Move on.

#hamlet #claudius #gertrude #shakespeare #funerals #incorrect shakespeare

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numinousnic

I am very serious about my AP Lit homework.

#hamlet #shakespeare #queen #another one bits the dust #ap lit #freddie mercury #snapchat #ap english #ap literature #laertes #gertrude

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englishgradinrepair

Gertrude?? More like Gert-RUDE for marrying my murderous uncle right after he killed my dad

Hamlet, at some point probably (via thegrapesofangst)

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#hamlet #ophelia #shakespeare #rosencrantz and guildenstern #claudius #polonius #fortinbras #gertrude #horatio #illustration #cute