me trying to write a conclusion to my paper

fall 2019 seminar papers vs. spring 2020 seminar papers 

The 5 stages of writing an essay

1. Denial

2. Denial

3. Denial

4. Denial

5. Deadline

i love when ur writing an essay and u all of a sudden get a burst of inspiration or find the perfect source to back up ur point and it’s like the clouds have parted and everything’s clear and ur not gonna have to drop out

never mind everything sucks essay writing is horrible i have no clue what im doing im gonna drop out and become a street performer

NEVER MIND IM THE KING OF ACADEMIA IM GONNA GET 100% IM GONNA FINISH ON TIME AND HAVE A WELL STRUCTURED ARGUMENT AND IT’S GONNA BE AWESOME

never mind.

being a college student is so primal. Like a wolf roaming the tundra, my only thought is of my next meal. Unlike a wolf roaming the tundra, I have an analytical essay due next week

so when virginia woolf writes paragraph long sentences it’s “revolutionary” and “starts a literary movement” but when I do it I’m “grammatically incorrect” and “need to revise this paper”

“how’s that thing you’re writing coming along?”

my roommate’s on jstor and she just whispered “oh fuck yeah” so that’s the mood

When you find The Paper™

when you have too many papers to finish and are just writing to amuse yourself at this point

I left the library at 6am and have no memory of making this video and I don’t understand it but this is why you don’t pull all-nighters kids

College kids be like

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Blonde: “A man just congratulated me on walking back at 6AM. I was not getting the D, I was getting fucked by the report I was writing!” [huffs]

Save for later

I would continue with my other examples but I’ve already reached the three hundred and twenty word minimum so I’ll save those for later.

*me trying to write*

Me, retyping a sentence I wrote in a rough draft a week ago: Ooh, that’s good. That’s real good. I wrote that? That’s a good sentence right there. You know what? That sentence is so good, I deserve a break just for typing it out.