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English Major Humor

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A blog for English majors and enthusiasts of literature, writing, books, grammar, and libraries to get their humor fix Enjoy!
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I just savagely beat a cockroach to death because it had the nerve to crawl across my Potter books, AVADA KEDAVRA MOTHERFUCKER

Update my brother heard the thumping and rushed upstairs to see if I was being attacked

In case anyone was wondering I told him nargles were behind it

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