When I walk into the mall and see Christmas decorations up the day after Halloween, I feel the same way Hamlet did when his mom married his annoying uncle so shortly after his father’s death.

Thrift, thrift, Horatio! the Halloween Mars Bars/Did coldly furnish forth the Christmas stockings

Complete Guide To Shakespeare Tragedies

HAMLET

Ghost: You should kill the king.

Hamlet (for several acts): Should I?

*kills everyone else* *gets stabbed*

Hamlet: (dying) Yes, I should. *Kills the king* I’m king now. *dies*

Bland royal guy: Hamlet was okay. I’m king now.

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Hamlet about Claudius, constantly (via incorrectshakespeare)

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happy new year, maybe hamlet will finally avenge me

nah

listen here young man, you are grounded until you stab your uncle

dammit dad >:(

#youre dead how can you even ground me WELL, until you kill Claudius I’m going to have to walk around in the fucking cold-ass night, so hurry up or I’ll make damn sure your lil boyfriend, Horatio, sees that embarrassing Christmas party picture