some old person: you’re not the first generation to fear adulthood, you’re just the first to openly bitch about it

me:

What if classic literary characters had social media?

http://bookriot.com/2016/03/15/classic-literary-characters-on-social-media/

J.D. Salinger: The Catcher in the Rye

Happy Banned Books Week! “Read like a criminal.” - Greg Pizzoli

Holden Caulfield

Holden goes up to the counter to get a dark roast, but he’s forgotten all his money at home, so his little sister has to pay for it. He stares moodily out the window as he waits for it to brew, wondering where the ducks in the pond across the street go in the winter. Also, he’s pretty sure the barista is a phony.

I made a video about where birds go in winter and failed to reference The Catcher in the Rye once

I am a failure, and I am sorry

Honest Book Titles

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