25 Funny Pulitzer-Worthy Tweets From This Week

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my superpower is going into a bookstore and immediately forgetting the name of every book ive ever wanted to read

me, when I spot a bookstore in the distance:

my bookworm friend:

heading to the horror section of the bookstore like:

Don’t worry… we passed the sign on our way out

Hullabaloo Books

Me, talking about 67 books i see in the bookstore (via theboywhoreadsbooks)

via out of print clothing.

WALKING PAST THE ‘NEW RELEASES’ SHELF AT B&N

Did I go to the bookstore planning to get Christmas gifts and end up buying a book for myself…? Maybe. 

After reviewing my self control (or lack thereof) around books, I have decided it is probably a good thing that bookstores don’t have shopping carts.

by floccinaucinihilipilificationa

guilty 

A recent cartoon for the Guardian.

This is the best day of my life.