I shouldn’t find this as funny as I do

#lifegoals

why come they called him “beast” in the castle when everyone knew his name cuz they’d been working for him forever anyway? like …. i would just be like “hey chewbacca-Adam” or some shit, there’s no reason to call him beast … id hide in my room all day too if my employees started making fun of me..

If my manager decided to pull some rude ass shit with a witch and got me living the next ten years of my life as an immortal singing toaster oven you can bet your ass I’d wake him up every goddamn morning with a flaming panini directly to the face. rise and shine, you ugly fuck, time hear a song

I call this one, “ode to an inconsiderate pissbaby” and the first 9 verses are just me screaming at various decibels

why come they called him “beast” in the castle when everyone knew his name cuz they’d been working for him forever anyway? like …. i would just be like “hey chewbacca-Adam” or some shit, there’s no reason to call him beast … id hide in my room all day too if my employees started making fun of me..

The flyers I made for my book club 😅

Gaston is such a turd.

In love. <3

WHEN A GUY INTERRUPTS MY READING TO TALK TO ME

I’m like:

When I Read a Sex Scene in Public...

we’ve all been there, Belle.

THE ONLY VALENTINES I NEED

Best #GPOY of me I’ve seen in a long, long time.

I really wasn’t feeling down to study today so I made me these to use as my desktop background instead of studying

No one verbs like Gaston, Adverb verbs like Gaston, No one verbs with the adjective noun like Gaston.