I want a movie about greek gods where hades isn’t the antagonist

By all accounts the antagonist in every Greek Gods movie should be Zeus’s dick. Nothing else causes as much murder and mayhem.

i am demisexual meaning i am only attracted to those born of gods or who are themselves a deity. move out of the way assholes, i’m gonna fuck zeus

#DON’T FUCK ZEUS

Every greek demigod legend:

#the lightning bolt is his penis

FUCKING NASA

I’m fucking pissing myself. You know how all of Jupiter’s moons are named after his lovers and affairs? Yeah. NASA is sending a craft to check up on Jupiter. You know what the craft is called?

JUNO.

Who’s Juno?

JUPITER’S WIFE.

NASA IS SENDING JUPITER’S WIFE TO CHECK ON JUPITER AND HIS AFFAIRS AND LOVERS.

FUCKING NASA

We never said he was the brightest god in the pantheon

oh mY GODS

Zeus to everyone, ever (via incorrectclassics)

zeus took fuck, marry, kill way too seriously

"IT’S ‘FUCK, MARRY, OR KILL!’ ‘OR!’ NOT ‘AND!’ WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!?”

— Hades at some point probably

Greek Mythology in 5 words

Unfortunately, Zeus was feeling horny.

*zeus voice* i love all my children equally! ares, athena, and *looks at smudged writing on hand* hepatitis

"he had a body like a greek god"

which greek god? hephaestus? apollo? swan zeus??? is she ogling a cute guy or a longhorn bull

WHENEVER THINGS ARE GOING WELL FOR THE GREEKS IN THE ILIAD

It’s just like:

zeus….. IS the father *hera throws chair and has to be restrained by security titans*