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This is SO funny
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Hogwarts Houses during Lockdown
Gryffindor: Starts their day at 8:00, runs around the yard, makes breakfast, flips through some tv programs, checks time, 8:10.
Ravenclaw: Says they're finally going to have time to finish their reading list. Doesn't read and a feels guilty about it.
Hufflepuff: Video calls everyone to make sure they're safe, then watches netflix. When that gets old, they break out the board games.
Slytherin: Sleeps.
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Hope everyone's doing okay.
Be safe, stay home.
🌻
Edit: I should have taken a moment to find the source for this instead of queuing it right away.
Source: hogwarty-houses
englishmajorhumor reblogged
Idk why I’m dragging Hufflepuffs when I’ve got a book to sell PLEASE HUFFLEPUFFS I’M SORRY I DON’T KNOW WHY I’M LIKE THIS https://www.instagram.com/p/B13UJLago9a/?igshid=7xt9fmldlcw
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I have struggled with trying to figure out my Hogwarts house for my entire life. Like, the whole system is, ‘what are you good at? What do you care about?’ And, I mean, there isn’t one for memes??
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hogwarts houses: study edition
gryffindor:
- creating study groups with your friends
- studying to do good in the world
- flashcards!!
- coffee at 2 am
- being obsessed with highlighters
- finding a secret spot to study
- the perfect study playlist
hufflepuff
- sitting in the park, studying
- texting your friends little motivational quotes
- beautiful bullet journals
- Camille tea
- scented candles
- creating the perfect study environment
- calming yourself before an exam
- studying to help and create
ravenclaw
- procrastinating. a. lot
- “oh look I spent 2 hours on wikipedia again”
- studying to finally understand everything
- embellishing notes with cute little drawings
- ancient libraries
- helping friends on the night before the exam
- pretty desktop backgrounds
- the sound of turning a page in a book
- finding the perfect word to use in your essay
slytherin
- to-do lists and vision boards
- knowing exactly what you have to do to achieve your goal
- finishing your essay in the middle of the night
- „intellect without ambition is like a bird without wings“
- succulents on your desk
- the feeling of getting that A
- studying to achieve greatness
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Me at Hogwarts ⚡️
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do you think mcgonagall ever gets into any petty fights with the hogwarts cats just to let off some steam
mcgonagall lures mrs norris down into the dungeons for fight club on tuesdays
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the hogwarts houses at their worst
gryffindor: *in the hospital wing with two broken arms and three teeth missing* worth it
slytherin: so my cunning plan got so convoluted that i somehow managed to doublecross myself and ended up with a year's detention
ravenclaw: I DON'T NEED SLEEP IT'S ONLY BEEN A DAY SINCE I ATE I NEED TO FINISH THIS BOOK ABOUT DRAGON DUNG DAMMIT
hufflepuff: *arms full of kittens* i want them all
englishmajorhumor reblogged
watching trump slowly figure out what the presidency actually entails is a lot like what i imagine gilderoy lockhart looked like when the hogwarts teachers called his bluff and sent him into the chamber of secrets
captainswanismyendgame
I can’t stop laughing at how true this post is
Through Sunday April 16, @outofprintclothing is taking pre-orders for “When in Doubt, Go to the Library” t-shirts in all four Hogwarts house colors.
Thought you ought to know ;)
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I wonder if anyone’s ever found the hidden swimming pool at Hogwarts
