i found it. the best reductress headline

Following The Museum of English Rural Life on Twitter continues to be one of the better life decisions. 

vibe

The Great Batsby

Gatsby: “Can’t repeat the past”? Why of course you can. 

Nick:

“Reminded me of Hemingway’s ‘The Great Gatsby’ which I also didn’t like”

hold on. you want me, a MAN, to buy this body wash which doesn’t have the word “SPORT” in the name and it doesn’t say FOR MEN anywhere? nice try, pal

I feel like this is how Jay Gatsby would buy soap.

Imagine Guy Fieri as Gatsby, and calling you “Pulled Pork” instead of “Old Sport.”

the groot gatsby

old sprout

Realizing that F. Scott Fitzgerald’s books could be renamed “Pretty People with Problems”