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The Julius Caesar fandom today: 😂 🔪guess who just 🙌  🔪 got 🙌  M̴̘͎̯̑̅ͤͧ̄ͮͬ͘U͎̙̔ͧ̉ͦ̃̑R̨̚͏̡̜͓̖͙̫̯Ḑ͔͕̜̙ͯ̍̽̈E͉̱̣̭ͯ̉̔ͫ͢ͅR̴̥͖̫̺͓̜͚͐ͮE̻͈̘̤̘̪͑̉͋̇̏̈͆ͩD̛̜͓͙̳͓̞͐ͥ̕?̤̮̣̟͉̯̰̫͐̿ͮ̏ͧͪ̅̄͟?̵͑̈́ͦ̅ͪ̃̚̚͞͏̘̦͚̯͓̺͍?̶̪͍̗̫̓͒̈́̎͋ͪ?😂🔪 🙌 🔪

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Okay but people always ask “Why is it called ‘Julius Caesar’ if he dies in Act 3 and Brutus is the main focus? Why isn’t it called ‘Brutus?’” and I have the answer: it’s because no matter what happens, to anyone, to pretty much every character from Antony to Cinna the Poet to Cassius to finally Brutus, Caesar is standing by and is essentially the cause or related in some way. His presence never leaves the play or the characters, and that’s why the supernatural in this play is so darn spooky.

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Anonymous asked:

greetings duke! this is slightly time sensitive, but I'm about to read Julius Caesar and was wondering what you could tell me about it beforehand? Like what to expect/what to look out for? I realized I have no idea what it's actually about, other than it taking place in Ancient Rome. I'm sorry for not checking the tags (or google) but I'm just afraid of spoilers. I mean I know it's a Shakespearean tragedy, so obviously people will die, but I just don't want to know who. Thanks so much!

It’s hard to know what to tell you without spoiling the plot. But basically Julius Caesar is a play about people and power dynamics. A lot of people will tell you it’s about politics but I think it’s messier and more human than that. Caesar is a play about personal wrongs and loyalties, but because they’re the personal disputes of very important people, everyone is affected. In 44 BC when the media as we know it wasn’t a thing, popular political feeling was less about policy than persuasion. So be on the lookout for different styles and strategies of manipulation. How does Caesar win everyone over? How are his tactics different from the ones Cassius uses to seduce Brutus to his cause, or the way Brutus tries to mollify the people, or the way Antony stirs them up again? It’s a masterclass in speech and debate. At the same time, though, there are some very intimate hopes and fears at work, and a lot of the play’s tension is a result of that disconnect between public and private. We know what Brutus and Cassius said in the Senate, but what’s going on behind closed doors? The infamous ‘Tent Scene’ (4.3) is a great example. 

It’s a very complex and layered play. But in the end it’s a play about human dynamics, and that’s what Shakespeare excels at. Enjoy it. It’s astounding.

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Spoiler alert:

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sometimes i think i’m arrogant but then i remember that julius caesar was kidnapped by cicilian pirates and when they demanded a ransom of 620 kgs of silver he got mad because he thought he was worth more than that and made them raise it to 1550 kg

He has also recited his own poetry to them.

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Why should Caesar get to stomp around like a giant while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? What’s so great about Caesar? Hmm? Brutus is just as smart as Caesar. K? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar. People totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar. And when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody, huh!? Because thats not what Rome is about! We should totally just stab Caesar!

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