english-history-trip reblogged
For the purposes of this poll, assume it is being asked before the Fellowship leaves Rivendell, and thus does not include any experiences on the road or after the defeat of Sauron.
Bill the Pony not included on assumption he would "sweep."
#boromir is too Focused and ambitious#aragorn has only slept with arwen but they do it whenever possible#legolas came from the Party Forest you know they did some freaky shit#frodo and sam are virgins but have kissed each other#merry has had some steady girlfriends#pippin saw a boob once and won't shut up about it#gimli fucks like a truck#gandalf has wind chimes where his dingdong should be#lotr#hot takes#more naughty bits