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A Trip Through English History

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Facts, pictures, and musing from the history of England.
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lotrmusical

never let anyone tell you that trawling through mediocre victorian poetry isn't worth it. we just happened upon an absolute BANGER of a worm poem. go read it or else 🪱🪱🪱

the reviews are in... glad everyone's enjoying song of the worm

[id: tumblr tags reading 'dude This Fucking Rules', 'holy fucking shit! that was legit so cool?', 'holy shit that is fucking metal', 'oh this fucks severely', 'yeah no this fucking SLAPS', 'yo this RULES']

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wilwheaton

Holy fucking shit this is one of the most incredible things I have ever read. I am dead serious. I PROMISE you that you want to read this, and you're going to immediately send it to all your weird friends who you also know will love it.

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My choir is rehearsing for the upcoming season; here's our rendition of "Kinderly", a 14th century poem in Middle English set to music by Katharine Blake of the group Mediaeval Baebes.

Kyndeli is now mi coming

in to ȝis werld wiht teres and cry;

Litel and pouere is myn hauing,

briȝel and sone i-falle from hi;

Scharp and strong is mi deying,

i ne woth whider schal i;

Fowl and stinkande is mi roting—

on me, ihesu, ȝow haue mercy!

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Kinderly is now my coming

into this world with tears and cries;

Little and poor is my having,

brittle and soon I fall from high;

Sharp and strong is my dying

I know not whither shall I;

Foul and stinking is my rotting

on me, Jesu, you have mercy!

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mayfriend

went to an antique fair this weekend and i must now share with you the funniest possible thing some rando victorian could've put on a plate. i'd ask if you were prepared but it's simply not possible to prepare yourself for this

i serve mary elizabeth, the head honcho of the victorian pta, some fuckin. jellied eels off this plate and when she gets to the bottom and sees 'prepare to meet thy god' she starts screaming bc she understandably takes this as my confession to feeding her arsenic. PREPARE TO MEET THY GOD, motherfucker. this murder plate was £85. this is the plate a horror movie villain would serve their victims asbestos laced brownies off of. i love it sm

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