Me: I have an idea for a fic!
Audience: uh oh
Me: I’ll just jot down a few paragraphs
Audience: here we go
Me: oh no I wrote 2k
Audience: wait for it
Me: oh god that’s not much is it
Audience: wait for it
Me: oh goD it’s probably awful
Audience: wait for iiiiiiiiitttttt
Me: I should quit writing forever *runs sobbing into nearest haunted forest*
Audience: there it is