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dungeons and dragons always has great stuff. there’s a jug that you can use to create 2 gallons of mayonnaise at will, like it’s actually written in the dungeon masters guide can you believe that

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things my party and i have received in the course of our campaign:

a rock of gravity detection. you hold it out and release it. if it falls, gravity is working.

a wand of magic missiles…and polymorph. i can hit anything i shoot at, but i’ll also turn into a random creature. i’ve been an alligator, an octopus, and a tiny demon so far.

a cloak of tongues. sounds like you’d learn random languages, yeah? NOPE, THINK AGAIN SUCKER. you get to taste anything for like 30 yards around. our halfling informed us we all taste gross.

2 different rings of invisibility–one makes me invisible, but only to myself. the other makes me marginally stealthier, but also makes me absolutely convinced that i’m completely invisible.

the thespian mask of duality. two personalities become mortal enemies within the wearer. the effect is permanent.

and finally, the shield of protection. when you use it in combat, it will use your body to shield itself from harm.

God these are good

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Size comparison of Y’gathok, the Ceaseless Hunger and Bjorn, our level 20 Goliath Barbarian.

Hey quick question: why the FUCK do you have that

Imagine, from out of nowhere, your dm casually slapping this thing down on the table like any other encounter.

“Yeah, the fight will start in a sec, uh…I’ll give inspiration to whomever helps me get this fucking box out of my car.”

Please watch this reveal video it’s kickass

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The “valor and mystic fight it out while instinct is just there” jokes are funny but the Clark University area of worcester is owned by an Instinct player named Pokemyballs who drives around in a sports car with his friends conquering gyms and does this all the time cause hes rich so he doesnt work a job and school is on break and owns 2000cp plus pokemon

Basically what im saying is irl Gary Motherfucking Oak is a Team Instinct member

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energyscarf
Anonymous asked:

"PS. Don't play me like a 3 DS" - TFK. Incredible

Oh yeah, from I Get Wicked! I thought that was a cool shout-out when I first heard it. My friend David had just bought a 3DS when it was first released, so I remember being excited to show him that.

Some people have criticized them for advertising to Nintendo or something, but I think it’s a cool way to relate to younger audiences. I understood it.

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I wouldn’t consider mentioning a popular and current gaming system as a metaphor for ‘playing’ someone around as advertising for Nintendo

Now THIS is advertising for Nintendo

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that’s my headcanon anyway 

also, yeah! that was the original joke with auryo’s ‘Emosparce’ comment. 

I also remember some EMO emolga jokes when fifth gen was first revealed

ok

my favorite part of my own design for EMOlga are his piercings; for Dusnparce, chaging his wings to bat ones for extra goff points

also, here’s the equally super late follow up to the PMD yearbook picture of Celebi

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