energyscarf reblogged
fire emblem from what i remember
robin: who am i
chrom: join the army
robin: who am i
marth: i have a sword that you have
chrom: who hte fukc
emmeryn: mm watcha say
chrom: gangREL YOU SHITLORD
gangrel: i am the shitlord yes
aversa: fuck this shit im out
gangrel: mm watcha say
chrom: hello ladies it's marriage time
second arc
chrom: ah yes my baby. wait zombies
marth: im actually a girl and im your daughter from the future
chrom: what hte fukc
robin: holy shit kiddies
sayri: welcome to chon'sin my brother is an asshole
validar: im also an asshole
sayri: brother stop being an asshole
yenfay: okay *dies*
excellus: your brother was pretending to be an asshole
sayri: fuck my brother wasnt an asshole
walhart: i am the actual asshole
sayri: we need the dragon lady
tiki: hi
walhart: fight me
robin: fight me
walhart: shit
validar: you were distracted
chrom: shit
lucina: we need to fight him
robin: i know
validar: i am your dad
robin: holy shit
validar: and now im dead
robin: yeah
chrom: *doesnt die*
robin: shit guys the seaweed dragon is awake
grima: hello naughty ylisse it's murder time
nick fury: we need to make a desicion
chrom: seal it away or sacrifice robin
robin: shit...fuck..
chrom: *kills grima*
chrom: well it's their problem now
~the end grima is gonna attack a millenia later~
or
robin: kills grima
chrom: robin...no
robin: thank you for everything chrom even thought i was the one who did everything
robin: *dies*
chrom: we'll find u... one day...
~like a day later~
chrom: why are you in the exact same meadow we found you in the beginning of the game
robin: ayyy
~the end~
