there's a 3-4 y/o child in preschool right now who in 10yrs will find dan and phil on the internet and eventually post "3 years old in preschool eating dirt in 2024 i should've been experiencing daniel howell hard launching on the youtube community tab"
Had a dream last night that dnp did a liveshow in my hometown (buttfuck nowhere in the Midwest) and instead of staying in a hotel, they stayed at my dads house and he doesn’t even live here anymore. They did a livestream in my living room and all my childhood photos were in the back, including a photo of my divorced parents (??). My entire family cleaned the house in preparation for their arrival and they stayed in my basement. This dream was so vivid I was confused as fuck when I woke up
Why did Snapchat think it was a great idea to let others see where exactly you are? This could actually lead to terrible consequences. Like the National Security Agency spying on every and each of us wasn’t enough, now Snapchat allows stalkers and (potential) rapists see where you are at any moment.
For ghost mode zoom out instead of zooming in on the camera.
Reblog to save a life!
Maybe mine hasn’t updated?!?! I can’t see this!!
Duuuuude I had no idea about this until I saw this post. How creepy!!!
i just heard my brother yell from a room over "I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE EGGS" and i really need some context now
~tatinof boys~
Let’s play a game. Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up. you, also, what, when, why, how, look, because, never
i’m yeLLING. who is my fav willy wonka?? who the heck is georgia and what happens when someone mentions her?? the world may never know
i’m ordering a coffee with the ‘cow & chicken’ theme stuck in my head and actually blurted 'CHICKEN’ out loud
everyone’s staring at me fml
are you okay
wtf i just zoned out and threw the salad i finished making into the bin my subconscious literally hijacked my body to make me order a pizza
are you okay
first letter of your first name
last two letters of your last name
last 2 letters of your first name
rerta, how is that pronounced.
HONEY. MY NAME IS HONEY
handey. my name is fucking handey.
Snora…
Cerie… THAT’S KINDA CUTE.
zeloe wtf
Waney Not great
Sarhi?
saeeha
i went into the green room for chocolate milk and i don't even know how but i made myself laugh so hard that i forgot my sexuality don't ask
