A Mishmash Of Shiny Things

hey let's start spreading the reminder now that you cannot safely self-manage an abortion with herbal medicine or essential oils. natural abortifacients function by poisoning you; you wait for your body to realize you're dying and reject the pregnancy in order to conserve resources, and hope that happens before the rest of your organs shut down.

i think there will be an upsurge soon of unscrupulous and/or malicious actors preying on desperate pregnant people; do not help them kill people. don't spread recipes for herbal medicines or ingestible essential oil mixtures that purport to cause a pregnancy termination.

You can get mifepristone by mail. It works, and it's safe.

my parents trying to figure out what to get me for christmas

[Image ID: screenshot of a tweet by Hurt CoPain (@ SaeedDiCaprio) which reads “what the hell is that fruit passionate about” /end ID]

not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl… what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

If ANYTHING is a heritage post it’s this.

Was just diagnosed with “need to bite you” disorder. Yeah sorry it’s terminal. The only cure is biting you. C’mere.

@why-are-all-of-my-usernames-gone

I think we all need some soup right now. Reblog to give prev a bowl of their favourite soup.

The worst part of human adulthood is being your own zookeeper

I want to stuff a pumpkin full of raw meat and roll it around my enclosure, but I also know that I’ll have to be the one to clean up afterwards :-(

Take steps to minimize the mess! Put a cheap, disposable plastic tarp down in the area you'll be rolling it around. And.. Maybe recognize your species-specific needs and cook the meat first

Actually, if we're going for species-specific enrichment, a pumpkin may not be the best solution. We're not built for pouncing on prey or batting it around. We're distinguished by our persistence hunting and tool use

What you should do is put a pack of jerky on top of a roomba, go in another room and count to ten like you're playing hide and seek - or use this time to find a tool to use - and when you come back, try to catch it by setting a trap or by pinning it down with a stick

When you want a greater challenge, have a friend drive an RC car full of jerky around the park, and chase it until it runs out of battery

Aliens trying to cure the Clinical Depression of Humans aboard their ships by theorising Earth-Specific enrichment activites...

I feel like it might work tho

If you're having a bad day, just remember that it's going to be winter soon and imagine what will happen to all the Cybertrucks ❤️

Salt-rusted unprotected steel panels... Meltwater getting into poorly constructed and poorly isolated electronics... Stuck in snowdrifts that a real truck would have been able to deal with... Oh, those are indeed happy images. Yes indeed...

It's winter in the US is anything happening to all the cybertrucks

No snow here yet. Lots of Cybertrucks in my area, so I’ll keep an eye out.

Keep us updated I am so curious to see how they handle Normal Weather

There should be Cybertruck Winter, like Fat Bear Week. Where we see which cybertrucks fall first and which ones make it to the end in usable condition.

Dispatch from the far northern hemisphere and have witnessed a Cybertruck in the winter wilds.

We're early enough into the snow season in that the damage isn't obvious. My guess is that exposure to road salts are really going to destroy these ambulatory dumpsters, but we won't start to see that until spring. Road salt is difficult to impossible to get off in a regular car wash, and we know that Cybertruck can't handle even that.

On the one I saw, any metallic shine that the Cybertruck had was completely lost in a combination of cold winter temps, light street grunge, and lower ambient sunlight. It was the same color as my friend's early 2000s silver pickup truck. One of the big draws, imo, is that stainless steel panelling and to see it turn into the same shade of grey as one of the most popular truck colors twenty years ago would be disappointing to me. It's not special anymore.

Local Cybertruck enthusiasts who are salty dogs at winter driving have started vinyl wrapping their automotive basket cases. The trend seems to be to go from the door windows down, which gives them a beach cooler vibe that is similarly underwhelming.

They’re already having issues! The head lights are sunken in for some reason. This means there is a shelf to hold snow in front of the lights and block them.

Now, every car has to have the snow cleared off the headlights before you drive, but this is way worse. That shelf collects snow as you drive. People have to pull over and clear the snow off mid-drive because they lose their headlights.

WHY ARE THEY BUILT THAT WAY

How is it that we're STILL finding whole new ways for this thing to suck?!

Not every weird little freak gets the love and admiration they deserve

If you are a weird little freak, thank you for what you do

a huge problem plaguing our society is the fact that some guys think you have to be gay to get it in the butt and they really need it in the butt but are not gay, and some guys think that you have to get it in the butt to be gay and they are gay but don’t want it in the butt. wel i’m here to tell you you can get it in the butt and not be gay, and you can be gay and have nothing to do with the butt. there’s lots of stuff to do and lots of things to be and nothing inherently means anything. take my hand. wash your hands first. ok now take my hand

Preach sibling.

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My collection of rats and mice, some giant, some playing while the cat’s away.

most young queer people/progressives online can't understand the difference/nuance between fetishization and appreciation/attraction and when you tell them that some marginalized people actually feel represented and celebrated in kink art/kink spaces their brain short circuits. lol.

I've seen more appreciation and love for my body type and gender identity in kink heavy spaces than the other. lmao

anyway this is why I refuse to sanitize the sexual and intimate themes of my art because I'm not here to make stuff palatable to people who throw kinksters and horny transfems under the bus. 👍🏾

the people who overly sanitize their own experiences to avoid being part of "those" queers think that they're in some sort of "respectable part" of the queer community and dont realize that the people who they're trying to signal to that they're "not a freak" still think of them as a freak. they genuinely believe that pandering to people who want them dead is enough to save their own skin. sad, really.

this^^^

the front seat of the car is a type of confessional

i genuinely think that physically it’s easier to have hard conversations when you’re both facing forward, not having to look at each other. the catholic church knew this also

Rage. In my heart. All-consuming. FUCK AI.

For those who don't know, this piece is titled 'Unfinished Painting', by Keith Haring. He painted it about a year before his death of AIDs. I believe he actually finished other pieces between this one and his death. He left the majority of the canvas blank to represent his life and art career cut short due to HIV/AIDs. This was a deliberate choice and commentary about all that we lose (both personally and culturally) by ignoring the AIDs crisis at the time (1989). He was devastated he didn't have time to make more art. 'Finishing' Unfinished Painting is straight up spitting on Haring's grave and shows no understanding to the meaning behind the art. The AI interpretation doesn't even follow his extremely recognizable shape language and symbols. This is why people are angry about AI art. All commerce images and no meaning or humanity

its the perfect post everything asked is answered

why is this post diagrammed like an nfl analysis

[Image ID #1: screenshot of a tumblr post thread. User @pirogieses wrote: “men will literally fry rice”, user @pyroaconitine responded “shrimp behavior”, then user @i-am-the-third-heat responded “we prefer the term short king”. The screenshot is annotated with colored circles and arrows. The phrases “fry rice” in the original post and “shrimp behavior” in the first reply are circled in red and arrows between the two circles indicating that frying rice is the action being described as a shrimp behavior. “Men” in the original post and “we” in the second reply are circled in blue with arrows between them indicating that the pronoun “we” is being used to describe “men”. The words “Shrimp” in the first reply and “short kings” in the second reply are circled in green with arrows to each other indicating that “Shrimp” is the word for which “short kings” is being suggested as an alternative.

ID #2: screenshot of a tag which reads “# thjis [sic] is so fucking funny op why are you like this”

ID #3: screenshot of a tag which reads “# love annotating posts we should do this more often since the reading comprehension on this site is piss poor” The screenshot is annotated with colored circles and arrows in a similar fashion to the first image. “We should” and “piss” are circled in red with an arrow pointing from “we should” to “piss”. “On” is circled in orange with an arrow pointing to it from “piss”. “The” is circled in yellow with an arrow pointing to it from “on”. “Poor” is circled in green with an arrow pointing to it from “the”. (Thus indicating reordering words in the original text to read “we should piss on the poor”.)

/end ID]

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