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Joshua 1:9
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oh my god I forgot how stupid the Fjerdan diet is

Matthias has sugar for the first time in like ten years and spends the next two hours bouncing off the wall, alternating between aggressively being affectionate to a very amused Nina, and telling the Crows about just anything he can think of

and then he crashes hard

Kaz, trying to prepare everyone for the Ice Court Heist: “Helvar, are you listening?”

Matthias, after having had a coffee-hot chocolate, one thing he’d never had before and another he hasn’t had in years: “Yeah…”

Nina: “Are you ok?”

Matthias, tapping his leg faster than Jesper: “Yeah…”

Inej: “Is he drugged?”

Matthias, in whispered Fjerdan: “The walls are moving so fast.”

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reblogged

"Best friend to lovers is boring"

How dare you utter such blasphemy against Kanej and Locklyle

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jame7t

it’s fun to stay at the Y

M

M

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yahenni

M

*smacks the side of my boom box to get the cd to stop skipping*

YOUNG MAN
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shark-tranny

A

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irishfry
THERES NO
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gamergal-ds

It’s fun to stayy at the Y

MOTHMAN
STEAL A MAN OFF THE GROUND I SAID MOTHMAN
Meneaito 👏👏👏

dadadada despacito

ra-ra-Rasputin

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halojones06

You’ve been hit by, you’ve been struck by, a smooth criminal

H O T T O G O

YOU CAN TAKE ME-

I AM THE MONSTER RAWR RAWR RAWR

grandma got run over by a reindeer

BABY YOU LIGHT UP MY WORLD LIKE NOBODY ELSE

I kissed a girl and I liked ittttt!

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greythewulf

AS HE LOST HIS MIND, CAN HE SEE OR IS HE BLIND?

So, how about we all make a start on the whole “being dead” thing?

I am a fish inside a bird cage, my brother always sings me songs—

I KNOW SHE’S GONNA SCREAM GOD, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

YOUR A PINK PONY GIRL-

H-O-T-T-O-G-O

YOU CAN TAKE ME HOT-TO-GO!

DEVIL TOWN IS COLDER IN THE SUMMER TIME

ILL LOSE MY MIND AT LEAST ANOTHER THOUSAND TIMES

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bluefever

I hear Jerusalem bells-a ringing-

Water water

Everywhere that you can see..

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miidnight98

KEEP YOUR FRIENDS CLOSE AND YOUR ENEMIES CLOSER

NEVER REALLY KNOW WHO YOU CAN TRUST

Country roads, take me home,

To the place I belong,

West Virginia, mountain mama-

BABY WE BUILT THIS HOUSE ON MEMORIES

Sweet dreams are made of this! Who am I to disagree? I traveled the world and the seven seas-

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mooshie-blue

-I CANT SEE MYSELF WITH NOBODY BUT YOU, FOR ALL MY LIIIFFEEEE

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calamaroo

There’s a hundred and four days of summer vacation and school comes along just to end it

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a-muffin

Is this thanks that I get for putting you bitches on? Is it my fault that all of you bitches gone?

boys only want love if its tortureeee dont say i didnt say i didnt warn yaaaaa

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Send this to all your favourite moots and pass the pumpkin round! KEEP THE PUMPKIN TRAIN GOING 🎃🖤🎃🖤🎃🖤 🎃🖤🎃

(I am in fact yeeting it at you)

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this is so cute

back at you

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