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“It’s like a fear takes over my whole body, and then, when it passes, it makes no sense cause it’s like everything’s just fine again. I need a way to feel like something bad happened, or to let it out, you know? Just so I know I didn’t imagine it.”

Artesian, I see you. I hear you. I believe you.

I wish I didn’t relate to McCullough so much. And I wish that quote up there didn’t sound so familiar. That’s why I have this fierce, personal connection to McCullough because she is me, and I am her. And it makes me want to leap across the screen and just protect her.

Vause.

“No, I don’t want to stop. Selling chargers.”

Okay, hot take, but I did love McCullough with Vause. I guess Piper and Alex were getting too normal, er... domestic? boring? to me that McCullough coming into the picture was very, very, very exciting. But that’s just me. And my penchant for fandom rare-pairs (ahem, Maxon from ALOTO.); and the clandestine. Please don’t come for me, I’m only very weak.

To think Piper was one of my favourites — until seasons five to seven when B. Artesian McCullough came along. And then I was head over heels.

Speech bubble texts:

“I bet you do look like a mermaid with your hair down.”

“You’re not stupid.”

“I don’t want to stop... selling chargers.”

“We’re not doing anything wrong. I’m a prisoner taking a shower; and you’re a C.O. who’s watching me.”

Litchfield’s hottest baddie, the woman, the myth, the legend herself... oh, and then there’s Piper. The panty kingpin.