This is the best exchange I’ve ever had over ff.n private message. The whole conversation this clip came from was really long and basically boils down to “the Rooters ret-con was too much work on Servantis’ part to be plausible”. But I prefer to think of Servantis as a shit-posting fan fic author who writes RPF about Osmosians, and then posts his fic on the Plumbers database instead of, like, a fan fiction hosting site. Thus tricking even the Great Thinker Asmuth into believing that Osmosians were never a race.