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So, after we got home from our first vaccine, my wife was feeling a little groggy, so she announced, "I'm going to bed."
Then walked into the kitchen and got a doughnut.
Coming out of the kitchen she paused. She looked down at the doughnut in her hand. She looked back at me. Then said,
I want to see Keldor talking with Orko and teaching him about Eternian magic and just being like okay, I know you’re an Archmage of Trolla, but you need to understand that magic works differently here, stop trying to force yourself to do complicated magic just because you know you can.
Orko I’m serious, put that rabbit down.
ORKO.
It is an average morning at Snake Mountain. Most of the Evil Warriors are still abed. It’s quiet. Almost peaceful. Hard to believe it is the seat of Evil in all of Eternia.
Then, a distressed shout rents the air.
“What are you eating!? Is that plastic! Give it to me! Myeh!!”
Then the loud pattering of heavy paws sprinting through the cavernous halls.
“Get back here you malevolent fluffy menace!”
And the stomping steps of one in pursuit.
...and that, is an average morning at Snake Mountain.
Look what someone on Gaia drew for me! It’s he just the cutest!
(( Drawn by the lovely and talented MorningAfterPill on GaiaOnline ))
She thinks she’s the writer
“Wha…when..w-what are you doing in my bedroom…” “OBSERVATION”
honestly if my lab partner’s an alien i’d be stalking them
Okay, but Imp sucking his thumb is just too precious!
Owls confirmed to be the creepiest birds ever. LOOK AT THE FUCKING THINGS. If you fail to notice the one on the left fucking SWALLOWING a rat, then you have the dude singing some satanic chant or something next to him, and then you have those two other fucking psychos synchronized to make you feel creeped the fuck out with their soulless dance of FUCKING DOOM.
I really am tempted to reblog this every time it’s on my dash. That description is one of the best things on the internet.
instead of stanning celebrities or whatever, we should all start stanning my cat rosie instead
Yes. She is very cute. I especially love her eyes.
But I stan my baby girl, Mara Jade Catwalker:
