RenkonNairu is the Emperor's Foot

Headcanon: whichever Luthor property it was that Lilian Luthor killed herself on, it haunted.

Completely Unrelated Headcanon: kryptonians can't see ghosts

Another deleted scene from my on-going fic.

One day, I'm just gonna make a whole fic that's just about Jor-El (the Fortress AI, not Clark's dad from Krypton), because I keep giving him too much personality in this dumb fucking Superbat fic.

Scrolling through AO3, looking for a nice and indulgent soulmates fic for one of my major ships right now, and I come across this tag:

Help!

(I will still read)

Just updated a fic after 2 month on hiatus!

(This is not a promise that I will resume regular updates. This is celebrating the fact that I wrote anything at all.)

3rd in a series.

Most recent chapter: While out on patrol, Robin broke some thug's knife and wants to give the broken blade (a trophy of an enemy who tried to kill him but failed) as a courting gift to Conner.

🦅 : Favourite comic run of any superfam member - this is the most basic run for a favorite, but I honestly and truly without a drop of irony or pretense love the World Without a Superman arc. Not because Clark being dead is "edgy" but because its the arc that introduced my two of my top 3 favorite Superfam characters:

I love them and they would not be a part of the franchise without the WWS arc. You get to see them in their very first days when they're just starting out and finding their Superhero legs.

Steel is a scientist, and engineer, and genius; he's lived in Metropolis his whole life and knows what the city needs and what he needs to do to step up. He builds himself an iron-man style suit and, honestly, it probably the most competent and successful of the four "Supermen" of that time.

Superboy's only been alive for, like, a day and doesn't know a damn thing about the world. Being Superman is like a game for him and he has a lot to learn. But he does learn, and we get to watch his journey from the very beginning.

👽 : Favourite villain - you know it's Lex Luthor. ...Hm. I guess my favorite non-Lex villain is Toyman|Winslow Schott. I like his gimmick.

🛰️ : A storyline you want to be adapted in animation or live action - There is a short arc in Teen Titans where versions of Kon-El, Cassie, and Tim come from the future, but they're evil now. I would like an animated film about that future and the events that lead them to becoming villains. I'd like it to be focused on Kon-El, but obviously as the new Trinity, Cassie and Tim would have focus as well. I'm imagining a type of storytelling similar to Flashpoint Paradox, where it shows how one small change created BIG changes for everyone else in the DC universe.

you ever think about how Smallville has kryptonite just out on the open ground?

you ever think about how tornadoes just suck up an thing that isn't anchored to the ground?

you ever imagine fragments of kryptonite just raining down from the sky during tornado season?

Another for the fandom’s growing library of how Kryptonians carry their bats.

(Super Sons, Clark Kent Jr. and Bruce Wayne Jr. 1972)

I'm subscribed to the tags #superman, #Clark Kent, #superboy, #kon-El, #Conner Kent, #krypton; ya wanna know what my dash is full of?

batman

I feel like, whoever was writing for the 2001 Smallville TV series read this one scene with an illusion of Jor-El being an irrational and OOC asshole and decided “I’m going to make this version canon-Jor-El somehow.” That’s the only explanation I can think of for the version of Jor-El we got.

Bruh, THIS ISNT JOR-EL! This is the Big Bad creating a fake Jor-El to mess with Superman!

Please. I’m begging. Stop making Superman day “daddy”. It was funny when he said it to Lex as a one-time thing when he was delirious from meeting G-d. But making it a regular thing is uncomfortable

This reads like the opening to a low-effort porno

Clark Kent is the normal one

This is such a raw assessment

I petition that DC make Lex call Superman “Hot Pants” all the time.

They are literally flirting