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Despite their brother's assurances that he was harmless, Vidcund & Lazlo weren't as sure about their new house guest.
Following reports of unusual plant and weather activity in Riverblossom Hills, Vidcund Curious and Matthew Picaso are dispatched to investigate.
esotheria-sims replied to your post “The Curious brothers :)”
"Vidcund teaches chemistry at Strangetown High" I can't help but imagine him like a Strangetown version of Walter White now. xD Even the scenery matches- plenty of desert to secretly cook meth in.
I didn't watch Breaking Bad, but the moment I saw this comment, this image popped into my head.
The Curious brothers :)
This was a hard one!
Pascal: I don't ever want this moment to end.
Vidcund: WOO HOO
Vidcund: IT'S MY BABY'S FIRST BIRTHDAY
Vidcund: I'M SO EXCITED
Vidcund: Not.
Baby: They put me to sleep in the nursery, promising me that soon I would experience a new way of living.
Baby: When I woke up, there was only darkness.
Baby: For 3 days I waited, trapped in an impenetrable fortress of endless night.
Baby: Finally, on the third day, a light appeared at the end of the tunnel.
Baby: A tiny light, but light nonetheless.
Baby: Suddenly, an uncontrollable, unstoppable force began to push me toward the light. I had no choice but to confront it.
Baby: Somewhere on the other side of the darkness, I could hear screaming.
Baby: Finally, in a burst of confetti and terror, I emerged.
Baby: And so I gaze upon you for the first time, Father, the first born anal birth of a forever virgin, with disappointment.
Baby: I requested Pascal.
Aliens: Flop abductee
Aliens: 4/10 stars
Aliens: Would not abduct again
Vidcund: TELL PASCAL I HATE HIIIIIMMMMMM
What the hell are you doing, Vidcund.
Vidcund: Summoning the aliens.
Why
Vidcund: Because fuck Pascal, that's why.
[ SEVERAL HOURS LATER ]
Vidcund: Oh, good. They've finally accepted my friend request.
Vidcund: Wait. Hold up. What's going on?
Vidcund: I changed my mind! I don't want to go! Save me! For the love of God, stop this!
Oh, Vidcund.
If only someone out there in direct and complete control of your every action loved you.
Due to a literacy issue on my part, I was unable to submit this to totallymaxis. Which ended up working out just fine, because I redid it a little and like it better now.