pls tell me im not the only one

obsessed with the woman at the dmv who replied with a firm “no” when asked if she wanted to be an organ donor but when the clerk asked “do you want junk mail? we sell your name and address to companies” she paused and gave a very thoughtful yet decisive “…yeah”

damn is this a new era of tumblr fake stories

is it truly that difficult to believe that some people are just bizarre

out of all the responses from ppl that have never been outside i’d say this is my favorite. like have you never just been in a room with other people that are speaking

when plans get cancelled that you didn’t wanna attend

when you call someone out of obligation and they don’t pick up the phone but you can say you tried

i zoned out a few years ago and never zoned back in

This is weirdly cute and enchanting

YALL GHOSTS BETTA SANG @lyricism1898

When does the album drop?

Here in August, getting in that Halloween mood.  

BOX FOR PLAY

Look at this beautiful angel

hello is anyone on? or did everyone in this website die

video games love to have little birds that fly away from you when you get close

#real life loves to have this too actually#in my experience

Thinking About Him

who?

Him

why am i skeptical of any other car i see driving around at 3am . like i know why IM out ….why YOU drivin round this late 👀

*i take off my robe and wizard hat*

lmaooo you got kicked out of the wizards union

i hate it here