so listen
after the jakku debacle poe installs a ‘find my droid’ app on his space smartphone, which he owns because i refuse to believe a galaxy that has ftl travel and the giant slug mafia still communicates via walkie-talkies. anyway, he installs a ‘find my droid’ app and bb-8 is So Moved that he immediately writes a ‘find my pilot’ protocol to go with it
trying to find that one post where y’all speculate about Finn realizing he needs to provide a surname, and he just goes with “Dameron” because that’s the first one which comes to mind (none of his old friends had surnames or even names beyond their official designations, and he can’t remember that much of his family)
and Rey is like “yeah solid choice, makes sense, I like the sound of it” because Rey is a feral desert child and doesn’t know any better
and of course Poe is charmed, and is like “sure I am happy to provide jackets, surnames, my elite piloting skills, my hand in marriage: anything for my friends”
and idk at some point, someone is like “okay Rey do you have any other name, what’s with the mononym shit” and she’s like “uhhhhh DAMERON” because really if it works for Finn, it can work for her
and the long and short of it is: they see nothing unusual in this and completely miss any implications, and eventually this nonsense gets back to the Resistance fighters and Poe’s entire squadron smirks at him for days
#bonus points if when rey figures out she’s a skywalker (SURELY SHE IS) #she tells finn and they’re both really into this whole FAMILY AND FRIENDSHIP AND SURNAMES thing #so she’s like ‘you are my people; do you want to be a skywalker too’ #and of course finn says yes!!! #so they are now rey & finn dameron skywalker #extra bonus points if they unilaterally decide to extend this to poe #who only finds out three months later because of some stupid admin thing #that he is now officially Poe Dameron Skywalker #and he can’t look the general in the face #‘welcome to the family’ she tells him; absolutely deadpan. #people are sending PRESENTS.
I need this fic!!!!
Lol would make my life if it were all weirdly platonic like… This shit just happens and snowballs and suddenly no one will date Poe and he is like why? Haven’t you have been in a name-sharing relationship with your best friends? Sometimes, these things just happen. And anyway, the general said it was ok. So there. Can I buy you another coffee?
Whoops, I vanished. Still not back yet, really, since I’ll be going out of town soon.
But heeey, I did a thing for mobile devices.
Head vectors courtesy of Keno9988.
“How do you do surprise parties if it’s everyone’s birthday???” “Surprise parties?” “…BUDDY.”
i made a 1d christmas card!! merry christmas if you celebrate!! i had a lot of und drawing this! :)
“I Followed My Stolen iPhone Across The World, Became A Celebrity In China, And Found A Friend For Life” (x)
READ THIS STORY. Nothing in human history will surpass this.
Shortfilm about a deaf, black girl who dreams of being a dancer
THIS WAS THE ADORABLESTEST THING EVER OMG
The girl says to her mom “I love you to the moon and back” wow that was beautiful
long way from home
Steve/Bucky - Highschool AU
inspired by morgan-leigh's gorgeous fanfiction 'Middeltown-A Study of Suburban Life' ;w; I loved it so much.
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8D I had the feeling that Steve is still taller than Bucky (?) Well, this is my version! I couldn’t resist drawing some hints of manboobs. <3
"He ate my book!"
What a romantic
We are Groot
