moved @ emohell

After reaching LVL 99 in Pokemon Go, you suddenly get a message stating: “Congratulations, you are trainer #381 to successfully complete the training program. Please await pickup.

Other people playing Pokemon Go: *catches wild Pokemon on the first try*

Me playing Pokemon Go: Then I threw a Pokeball. And then I missed. And then I threw another one. And then another, and I missed. I missed both times. and then I threw one more, and I missed. This went on for several hours. and then I tossed another. and then I missed. And then I was out of pokeballs. And then I got sad. I went to a Poke-stop. And then I passed out in the snow. And then I woke up. and then I got more Pokeballs. And then I threw one. And then I missed. I missed again. I threw another. I hit something, but it wasn’t what I was going for, so I guess I missed. I passed out again. Went to another Poke-stop. I had a dream that I was throwing pokeballs at something. I missed. Oh, so she can pick a snowball fight with ‘em. I threw up a snowball at ‘em. I missed. I packed another snowball into my Pokeball. that’s my secret weapon. I missed. yeah, she’s really something. I threw a Pokeball at her. I missed. I passed out. I woke up with a Pokeball stuck in my mouth. don’t piss me off woman. I’ll throw a Pokeball at you, I’ll miss though. I guarantee it. Then I’ll throw another one. And I’ll miss. Then I’ll have myself some incense. Would you care for some incense? Just don’t bring it into the sauna. I reached into the Poke-stop for another incense. I missed. I got a Pokeball. I put it back, but I missed. I dropped it on the floor. Long story short, I missed.

two pidges out for a pokéwalk! 

Pokemon go teams in a nutshell

Pokemon Go + Team Valor LGBT+ Pride

Feel free to save and use!

[Team Instinct] [Team Mystic]

imagine your otp meeting because they’re both super hardcore pokemon go players and they keep running into each other on hunts