mr robot: *camera slowly pans down a street where filthy millennials are taking pictures of their starbucks and sucking the caffè latte tit of online self-exposure and neonarcissism* society. h u m a n s . money……. how do we free ourselves from these chains crafted by our own hands. why do we feed into a dream that we know to be an illusion upheld by instagram and vlogging celebrities; this social media puppet show that we use and abuse as a distraction from the prison we live in, the capitalist purgatory we have crafted around ourselves through centuries of greed and selfishness. how long will it take before this rot eats through the foundation that upholds our society. what will happen when you are forced to unfollow…. yourself. when we have to give our own life….. a thumbs down.  me: please…… i don’t care…… just show me elliot taking a nap…….

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the saddest part of cacw was when Steve raised his shield and Tony moved his hands up to his face because he honest to god thought Steve was going to kill him

Marvel, what is the point of all these alternate universes if none of them include your characters being gay and working in a coffeeshop.

I love the way Sam Wilson became a superhero. Every time I watch cap 2 I just imagine

*Points at OC* You get all my feelings of inadequacy and fear of never being good enough as well as obeying my abusers so to not face conflict with them.

*Points to other OC* You get all my fear of abandonment and over romanticizing of certain things in my life.

*Points at another OC* You get all my frustration over showing my emotions and are going to be allowed to say all the mean/truthful things I’ve always wanted to say about others but only say internally to myself.

*Points at another OC* You get all my insecurities about myself and fears about how other perceive me.

*Point at yet another OC* And you get all my cockiness but it’s to mask the fact that deep down I really hate myself.

*sets OCs free* Now go my children, go fuck up your lives.

#write what you sincerely wish you didn’t know 2k15 (via lemonsharks)

has this been done yet? probs.

when things r goin great but then u remember that the a little less sixteen candles video still has no sequel

the opening riff to mr brightside could literally raise me from the dead

I'm always a slut for conspiracy theories

Gay cinema is the absolute worst. I want gay fantasy and gay sci-fi. Is it too much to ask for guys slaying dragons and also each other’s butts?! What about space lesbians?! Transgender badass hackers taking down corrupt corporate-nations in a cyberpunk world?!

like we get one genre: ife is hard when youre gay and everyone is mean to you and one of the love interests dies at the end

New to comics? Don’t know what the fuck is going on? Don’t worry, neither does anyone else. 

pete wentz is a highly intelligent successful mentally ill extremely influential musician of color but for some reason ppl only wanna see him as a weird hot guy that uses too many emojis?

pietro outran all the avengers at once, ducked cap’s shield, punched cap in the face, ran past thor’s hammer, had time to stop and LOOK at it and then grab it and that was in a matter or 1 second and you’re telling me he couldn’t outrun a couple of bullets what am i missing here

let’s not forget that when ulysses klaw shot his gun, pietro was able to snatch the bullet in mid-air, place it back down next to the others - with the exact same amount of space between that one as all the others -  and then show up beside him in the blink of an eye, with no trouble at all

pietro maximoff: literally proving he’s faster than a speeding bullet, until the moment when joss whedon no longer wants him to be, i guess