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I’m doing a Giveaway for the Game grumps VHS i’ve made! I made three of them ! So i’m giving one for this giveaway! It’s the blue one! It’s a VHS box with a real VHS inside, it’s signed (with my twitter name @ woudiM)! I ship worldwide (From France!)

  • Rules :
  • Must be following me!
  • reblog this post to enter!
  • The winner will be picked August 11 !

you must have your askbox open so i can contact you! That’s all! Good luck!

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ren-takada

Other people playing Pokemon Go: *catches wild Pokemon on the first try*

Me playing Pokemon Go: Then I threw a Pokeball. And then I missed. And then I threw another one. And then another, and I missed. I missed both times. and then I threw one more, and I missed. This went on for several hours. and then I tossed another. and then I missed. And then I was out of pokeballs. And then I got sad. I went to a Poke-stop. And then I passed out in the snow. And then I woke up. and then I got more Pokeballs. And then I threw one. And then I missed. I missed again. I threw another. I hit something, but it wasn’t what I was going for, so I guess I missed. I passed out again. Went to another Poke-stop. I had a dream that I was throwing pokeballs at something. I missed. Oh, so she can pick a snowball fight with ‘em. I threw up a snowball at ‘em. I missed. I packed another snowball into my Pokeball. that’s my secret weapon. I missed. yeah, she’s really something. I threw a Pokeball at her. I missed. I passed out. I woke up with a Pokeball stuck in my mouth. don’t piss me off woman. I’ll throw a Pokeball at you, I’ll miss though. I guarantee it. Then I’ll throw another one. And I’ll miss. Then I’ll have myself some incense. Would you care for some incense? Just don’t bring it into the sauna. I reached into the Poke-stop for another incense. I missed. I got a Pokeball. I put it back, but I missed. I dropped it on the floor. Long story short, I missed.

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signs as game grumps memes

Aries: Come at me scrublord, I'm ripped
Taurus: IF YOU DIE IN THE GAME YOU DIE FOR REAL
Gemini: Wolf Job
Cancer: MARK ZUCKERBURG
Leo: mmMMMMmMMMmmmm funNNEEEEEEEEE joke
Virgo: GREP
Libra: The D Club
Scorpio: how am i supposed to watch anime on a sushi??
Sagittarius: goddammit ross
Capricorn: What am i willing to put up with today?
Aquarius: mycaruba
Pisces: At age six i was born without a face...
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Danny: UM -
Arin: It's that time again, folks. It's "This Time on Game Grumps."
Danny: Three seconds before Arin starts this episode, he says, "I want to touch...somebody's balls," makes direct eye contact with me - there's no one else in this room - and then silently hits the timer and starts the episode. What the hell am I supposed to do now? I can't leave. I'm stuck here for at least ten minutes.
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things i love about game grumps

  • when dan laughs so hard he goes totally quiet
  • when arin laughs and he starts coughing afterwards
  • “ok……..real talk?” and then they go on to say some total bullshit
  • the high fives
  • when dan starts singing a song really loudly and then trails off
  • arin’s sick beatboxing
  • the songs/raps based on what theyre doing in the game
  • “i guess it’s just a jersey thing” and then it sometimes not being a jersey thing
  • the character names (see: itta pupu, buttlet, smeef, spiarmf, macaronigrille, slurmp)
  • when danny screams and he just goes “hhhHAAAAAAAAAAAAHH
  • arin burping directly into the microphone
  • “fuckin….start the episode over” / “RUN THE INTRO AGAIN”
  • one of them saying a joke and the other building on it and then going back and forth
  • when they get super close to the mic
  • danny laughing at his own jokes
  • not being able to start/finish a joke/story because they keep laughing 
  • the improv sessions
  • the impressions and silly voices 
  • when arin says/does something and danny says “stop” even though hes laughing
  • when they reference bits or jokes from an older series
  • callbacks in general
  • the podcast-y episodes
  • “hey, yknow what?” “whats that” “nnNEXT TIME ON GAME GRUMPS”
  • the list of favorite words (butler, headbutt, buttcheeks, dictator, cocktail)  
  • dan’s stories about his dad
  • them genuinely having a nice time together and laughing and having fun because theyre such good friends

feel free to add to this if u want

-Failed high fives -“it’s okay big cat” -when Arin screws up and Dan just says “Arin” -psychology grumps -tired grumps -Arin getting passionately angry

-The way they advertise things (see: crunchyroll, lootcrate)

-After Danny says something and at the end he goes “uh dur”

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