respect him

what are we???? WRITERS!!!!!! what are we gonna do???? WRITE!!!!!!!!!! when are we gonna do it???????? //distant sobbing

ME OH MY GOD

this is my love letter to azlyrics for not being annoying as fuck like other lyric websites

Things in Harry Potter that will never make sense

wizard children need their parents signed permission to go to perfectly safe village full of candy shops next to the school but not to enter a tournament in which you can most definitely die 

i went on a rant on twitter

oops

roses are red violets are blue matt murdock

My 4 year old brother told me he was scared to grow up and cried for like 10 minutes straight

finally I asked why he was so scared

and he said he was scared of drinking coffee

coffee

red vs blue? oh yeah i love that comedy! i especially love how they just fuckign [takes a deep breath] [screams for 5 years]

spencers goodbye was actually so genuine and lovely, especially with his references to every damn era that bands been through, he was such an enormous part of what that band was and i’m so happy he’s moving on with his life and that he’s happy and healthy, he has my love forever as dumb as that sounds

I really want the new live action Mulan movie to have an entirely racially correct cast, except Eddie Murphy still plays Mushu.

I’M SO PROUD OF TYLER JOSEPH HE’S STRUGGLED FOR SO LONG AND HIS ONLY ESCAPE WAS PLAYING HIS MUSIC ALONE IN HIS BASEMENT BECAUSE HE WAS SO TORTURED BY HIS OWN MIND BUT HE HAS OVERCOME SO MUCH ADVERSITY AND IS NOW PLAYING IN FRONT OF THOUSANDS AND IS HELPING OTHERS WHO ARE STRUGGLING AND NOW HE’S GETTING MARRIED TO A WONDERFUL WOMAN TYLER JOSEPH YOU ARE MY HERO

It was never this stressful in the jonas brothers fandom