Welcome to my wizard tower

adhd wizard girl who has had enough of doing the fucking dishes so she storms off to the spellcrafting altar and angrily scribbles down runes for a new spell called "mass dirty plates explosion"

evil wizard voice: i too have a "doom scroll"

Tragic news of a hummingbird drunk on fremented elderflower nectar "committing gnome 9/11" has reached our wold

YOU - "Kim. Do you think we're friends in other universes too?"

SHIVERS - Two cats jump from chimney to chimney, one cleans soot off of the other's face. A willow sways gently next to her birch, their roots tangle together deep underground. Two boys chase each other through the woods with sticks held like swords. An elderly couple solves the day's crossword puzzle over cups of coffee.

KIM KITSURAGI - "That is a very far-fetched idea, detective. Let's focus on the here and now."

what is the FUCKING POINT then???

the firsteth rule of alchemy is to hath fun and beeth thy truest self. the secondeth rule is to think with thine pussy

I hath blown up mine university lab.

I took a nap and forgot Belphegor existed, so when I woke up and saw this thing it jump-scared me

Zdzisław Beksiński, untitled, 1975.

wait a minute . she can drink now HAPPY 18TH BIRTHDAY BABYGIRL 🎉

Marzena Ablewska-Lech

Black Magic No. 1

and if you turn to ur left you’ll see the emos

is that my chemical romance?

OH MY GOD not every group of emos is my chemical romance stfu tumblr

but it actually is my chemical romance

this is the funniest fuckibg thing I’ve ever seen

I’ve…. seen this everywhere except on Tumblr itself. It’s the blessed post.

I reblog this everytime it comes on my dash and I’m unashamed

I’ve waited so long to see this post in person

so how are your wizard duels going

A decade now we have been fighting fighting. when will the fuckboys break. not even god knows

There's a gap in my resume because for two years I was serving ruinous powers