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@emmett-mchearty / emmett-mchearty.tumblr.com

Tristan. Trans/Genderqueer. Pan. He/They. 29. Suddenly a Twilight blog. Conductor of the Renee Dwyer Hate-Train. Fic Writer. Professional dumbass. Donate to help a Trans guy escape Texas: @Tristan-R0557 $TristanR0557
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I was doing training videos at work today and I received A Surprise:

Twilight AU where Edward is just Kanye.

TOO LATE!!! 😈😈😈

Bella: I know what you are... you're cold as ice, and you speak like you're from a different time.
Kanye: Say it out loud. Say it!
Bella: A Republican
Kanye during the final battle: Yo Jane I'm happy for you imma let you finish, but my wife has one of the BEST SUPERPOWERS OF ALL TIME!!!

I'm divorcing you. I know we're not married, but I'm gonna find a way to divorce you 😔

Kanye could be Edward without even acting its not even funny

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Hey yall! I just wanted to pop on here real quick and thank everyone for your continued patience with my inconsistent ass upload schedule. I've been exhausted since going back to work(again) so finding the spoons to sit down and write has been hard. Hopefully I'll have the next chapter posted next Friday. That's the goal anyway. We'll see how that actually works out later.

Anyway thanks for being here and thanks for reading!

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Hi there just an update I have been stuck with writers block for like a month just know I am trying my best and also I took a break and renovated my bathroom it's pirate themed now. 👌🏻 also I now have a tiktok it's Snidely Whipstache if anyone wants to follow me on there too then you can lovingly pester me for updates on multiple platforms. 💕💕💕

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Can you imagine if instead of getting pregnant, Edward's sperm-venom actually did just change Bella then and there? Like can you imagine having to make the change into a vampire pussy first???? That would feel like the worst yeast infection ever.

Considering Bella was like completely unconscious and didn't move when turning, 100% Eddie boy would think he fucked Bella to death until he realized he can still hear her heart.

That was only because of the morphine though! Without it she just would have started screaming bloody murder mid-thrust cuz Ed shot his organic KY warming jelly right into her cervix.

I think that would be traumatic enough to make Edward join a monestary

I am screaming at organic KY warming jelly.

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I'm rereading this to make sure I get my details about the Volturi right so be prepared for some self indulgent commentary

The Jesus imagery of Carlisle carrying the crucifix he and his father made out of the church he just burnt down is very sexy of me actually

Sulpicia is such a MILF omg.

Also giving her an extra ability that terrifying was SUCH a good idea.

CARLISLE SIR

WHY DID I MAKE HIM THAT HOT WTF 🥵🥵🥵

First you pin Demetri to a tree for threatening to eat the kid now you use fear tactics to get her dad to treat her better i-

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