I was doing training videos at work today and I received A Surprise:
Twilight AU where Edward is just Kanye.
TOO LATE!!! 😈😈😈
I'm divorcing you. I know we're not married, but I'm gonna find a way to divorce you 😔
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I was doing training videos at work today and I received A Surprise:
Twilight AU where Edward is just Kanye.
I'm divorcing you. I know we're not married, but I'm gonna find a way to divorce you 😔
Hey yall! I just wanted to pop on here real quick and thank everyone for your continued patience with my inconsistent ass upload schedule. I've been exhausted since going back to work(again) so finding the spoons to sit down and write has been hard. Hopefully I'll have the next chapter posted next Friday. That's the goal anyway. We'll see how that actually works out later.
Anyway thanks for being here and thanks for reading!
The next chapter of An Untimely Frost is almost done! As a humble offering for being so spotty with updates, here is the canon version of Rosalie's lullaby for Bella. 🙏🏻💖🌈 love yall!
The next chapter of An Untimely Frost is almost done! As a humble offering for being so spotty with updates, here is the canon version of Rosalie's lullaby for Bella. 🙏🏻💖🌈 love yall!
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Thank you for your patience while I dealt with some family stuff! Remember to reblog to support your local creators! 🙏🏻🩷🌈 love yall!
Hi there just an update I have been stuck with writers block for like a month just know I am trying my best and also I took a break and renovated my bathroom it's pirate themed now. 👌🏻 also I now have a tiktok it's Snidely Whipstache if anyone wants to follow me on there too then you can lovingly pester me for updates on multiple platforms. 💕💕💕
Can you imagine if instead of getting pregnant, Edward's sperm-venom actually did just change Bella then and there? Like can you imagine having to make the change into a vampire pussy first???? That would feel like the worst yeast infection ever.
Considering Bella was like completely unconscious and didn't move when turning, 100% Eddie boy would think he fucked Bella to death until he realized he can still hear her heart.
That was only because of the morphine though! Without it she just would have started screaming bloody murder mid-thrust cuz Ed shot his organic KY warming jelly right into her cervix.
I think that would be traumatic enough to make Edward join a monestary
I am screaming at organic KY warming jelly.
Hello my dears I am back. 😈☕️💕🌈 Maria girlies this one is for you. 😘
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I'm rereading this to make sure I get my details about the Volturi right so be prepared for some self indulgent commentary
The Jesus imagery of Carlisle carrying the crucifix he and his father made out of the church he just burnt down is very sexy of me actually
Also giving her an extra ability that terrifying was SUCH a good idea.
First you pin Demetri to a tree for threatening to eat the kid now you use fear tactics to get her dad to treat her better i-
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I'm rereading this to make sure I get my details about the Volturi right so be prepared for some self indulgent commentary
The Jesus imagery of Carlisle carrying the crucifix he and his father made out of the church he just burnt down is very sexy of me actually
Also giving her an extra ability that terrifying was SUCH a good idea.
@twilightofficial @rose-lily-hale @vampireacademia @emmettsmantiddies @lemonadebottlecap @tea-isnotjustforbreakfastanymore @effervescent-hoe @stardreamt @leahclearwaterdefensesquad @twihards-never-die @twilight-mademegay @carlislesscarf @volturialice @queertwilight @teamjacobthot @paulxlahotee @bellasredchevy @bellaskhakis @bellas-dumptruck-ass
I'm rereading this to make sure I get my details about the Volturi right so be prepared for some self indulgent commentary
The Jesus imagery of Carlisle carrying the crucifix he and his father made out of the church he just burnt down is very sexy of me actually
@twilightofficial @rose-lily-hale @vampireacademia @emmettsmantiddies @lemonadebottlecap @tea-isnotjustforbreakfastanymore @effervescent-hoe @stardreamt @leahclearwaterdefensesquad @twihards-never-die @twilight-mademegay @carlislesscarf @volturialice @queertwilight @teamjacobthot @paulxlahotee @bellasredchevy @bellaskhakis @bellas-dumptruck-ass
I'm rereading this to make sure I get my details about the Volturi right so be prepared for some self indulgent commentary
@twilightofficial @rose-lily-hale @acewardcullen @edwardsparklehands @teamjacobthot @lemonadebottlecap @effervescent-hoe @queertwilight @twilight-mademegay @the-most-pathetic-edge-marquis @jacobsbadwig @before-night @edgyboicullen @twihards-never-die @fookoff
Team Leah bitches, this one is for you. 👌🏻🌈
Tis here! I posted last night but I forgot to make a separate tumblr post so here it is! Enjoy the heartbreak and confusion!