Can you imagine if instead of getting pregnant, Edward's sperm-venom actually did just change Bella then and there? Like can you imagine having to make the change into a vampire pussy first???? That would feel like the worst yeast infection ever.

Considering Bella was like completely unconscious and didn't move when turning, 100% Eddie boy would think he fucked Bella to death until he realized he can still hear her heart.

That was only because of the morphine though! Without it she just would have started screaming bloody murder mid-thrust cuz Ed shot his organic KY warming jelly right into her cervix.

I think that would be traumatic enough to make Edward join a monestary