The Carlisle One-Shot Is Here!!!

Chapter 1: Carlisle Cullen

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I'm rereading this to make sure I get my details about the Volturi right so be prepared for some self indulgent commentary

The Jesus imagery of Carlisle carrying the crucifix he and his father made out of the church he just burnt down is very sexy of me actually

Sulpicia is such a MILF omg.

Also giving her an extra ability that terrifying was SUCH a good idea.