I’m not convinced that my bottom right rib is going to make it out of this pregnancy in one piece.
I sneezed a few minutes ago, and almost leaked a little. But I managed to hold it in, plus I was wearing a pantiliner because god knows I’ve learned my lesson there. Was so very proud of myself! But then, to my absolute horror, a few seconds later it was like FLOOD GATES UNLEASHED, COMPLETE AND TOTAL LOSS OF CONTROL. I’ve never ran to the bathroom so fast in all my life.
I almost kind of hoped it was my water breaking, but nope, just bladder shenanigans.