littleharto

if you’re an adult that works with kids of any age do me two quick favors:

do me these two favors and save tens of lives.

that’s no exageration either. after teaching my mom basics about mental disorders, she started spotting neurodivergent kids in her classrooms and helped them get help. almost every child she’s helped has been diagnosed with the disorder she predicted and none of them would have been diagnosed at a young age without her help. knowing this stuff matters.

learn. save lives. don’t make kids grow up in fear of their symptoms and family.

Im studying childcare and I cant stress enough how important this is

My whole family assumes I’m straight and it’s like if I say anything like “wow that girl is so pretty” they’re like “you’re pretty too don’t compare yourself’ like no mom the only thing I’m comparing is the width between her legs and how well I could fit.

(via band-of-thieves)

How to be there for someone in crisis

What if someone got bitten by a vampire, but didn’t realize it. So then they go around and keep misidentifying all the symptoms, like

“Dude, you haven’t gone outside in a while.” “Yeah, last time I went out I got this wicked sunburn.”

“Are you still up?” “Yeah, I started bing watching this show on Netflix.”

“Dude, I’m seriously craving something right now.” “Like what?” “I dunno. Pizza rolls?”

“Why is it that you never come into my house unless I invite you?” “Um, it’s called ‘being polite’…?”

“I tried cooking with garlic the other night and got this serious burn on my hand. I think I’m allergic, but all I’m getting on Google is vampire bullshit.”

“Dude can a mirror like… stop working or something?”

“Dude, why do you keep posting pictures of the floor?” “…Those are meant to be selfies, I guess my camera must be broken.”

“Dude, I am all for you expressing your religious beliefs, but could you not wear your crucifix when I’m around? It really bugs me for some reason.”

“Have you ever noticed how cute bats are? like really noticed? sweet lil balls of fluff with wings man.”

“I want to sleep in a coffin…ya kno, for like… aesthetic”

“What’s with your thing about necks lately?”

“MUST YOU KINKSHAME ME IN MY OWN HOME”

my heart bleeds for all the religious queer kids who have been told their queerness is wrong because of their faith. you are doing so well, your queerness is beautiful, and with time i hope your faith only grows!

I live in a panicked state that sits somewhere between “don’t be so hard on yourself” and “success is my only option”.

not to be gay but when girls bite their lip it makes me Feel Things ™

No homo, but when girls wink with a cheeky smile, I get all the feelings

not to be gay but when girls bite their lip it makes me Feel Things ™

No homo, but when girls wink with a cheeky smile, I get all the feelings

some people believe that being bi is 50% straight and 50% gay, but in fact it’s 10% luck, 20% skill, 15% concentrated power of will, 5% pleasure, 50% pain, and 100% reason to remember the name

I love dodie so mu ch she is Too Cute. my sweet small child. my tiny pastel cake of angel love. my ukulele baby

this changed me as a person

I’m in tears!

I just want to know how the writers of snl knew about my very specific sexual fantasy

You’re Welcome ♥

@riftytale

the LGBTQA resource center made a lil typo, i fixed it

*rolls eyes into oblivion*

And DONT erase ally either!

no just erase the ally

erase all the ally

being an ally is not a sexual orientation or a way of life that is discriminated against

so just erase the ally

Being an ally is like being a parent at a sporting event. Like yes great, you know those people on the field and you care about them but you are not playing the game you are not the one who is going to get hurt you have no stakes you personally do not ‘win’ anything so changing the A to ally is like a parent running out onto a field after a big game, ripping the trophy away from the child and being like:

LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME! I WON! I WON THE GAME! ME IT WAS ALL ME YOU GUYS COULDN’T HAVE DONE IT WITHOUT ME!!!!!!

and that is just plain silly.

^ that may just be the best analogy I’ve ever seen

I WROTE A LOVE SONG (Original Song!)

*I hope this was encouraging to some of you! This was really scary to do. Whatever your dream is  just remember: Trying is the hardest part.

This was the most precious, sweet little song ever. It put such a big smile on my face. Good job Hannah 👌😊💖

❤️💛💚💙💜

@foreverattractingflies