emmanoodle

truly possessed with envy any time i drive by someone sitting on their porch with a beverage

made this post bc I saw a fat man with a mustache zonked out in a rocking chair and it made me so jealous that I almost threw up

"LGBTQIA+"

"The gays"

"Queer"

"Fa-"

i stay up late to be happy for a few more hours

“coke is better!” “pepsi is better!” wrong. squirt supremacy.

i posted it and then i heard it

I can't be the first to make this connection

y'all slept on the first chart but I will make the world see my vision

those fuck ass animatronics would not have stood a chance against this absolute god

oh so lonely angel

warming her peets

I haven't seen this meme used yet so I made it

I used to be 21 but now I'm 24. so you can understand why I'm so freaked out

I'm 34 and it'll happen to you

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to go back to bed

losing it at this photo of the counts puppet not being used. literally he looks like hes just taking a nap on set or something

ITS SUCH A FUCKING HONOUR I COUNT WORDS IN POSTS

This twink wishes he was HALF the weirdo.

I love how this sentence could apply in either direction

no it couldn't. show gonzo some respect.

I HAVE WAITED ALL YEAR TO POST THIS

date of origin: December 24th, 2015