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Hello, I'm Em! 27, they/them, friendly neighborhood witch. I spend a lot of time writing and am currently neck-deep in stranger things and steddie with no signs of them letting me go any time soon.

I'm still working on organizing my writing on this blog, so this will be edited as new tags and new aus make their way to it! Right now I'm only listing works that began as tumblr or twitter thoughts, but more works can be found on my ao3.

Would love to chat about my works so please don't be afraid to send asks with any questions! I'm also currently accepting prompts! I do not do taglists, sorry!

WIPS

siren steve & pirate eddie (for mermay 2024) part 1 | part 2
runaway bride stevie (exes to lovers, transfem stevie harrington) part 1 | part 2 - au tag
son of the mafia steve au (everyone lives canon divergent au) au tag
cheer au (modern high school au, cheerleader steve, enemies to lovers) au tag
you've got a sweetheart (modern musician's au) au tag | media blog

FINISHED WORKS

perfectly misaligned (or, eddie forgets valentine's day) part 1 | part 2 | part 3 - ao3
when you hold me tight (or, the aftermath of steve downplaying his injuries from the bats) tumblr | ao3
it's darker than you thought now (or, the boy with abandonment issues falls for the boy who always runs) part 1 | part 2 | ao3
eddie dismissing steve's interests (less a fic, more a ramble) tumblr
short friends with benefits stargyle tumblr
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In my mind, Robin has to tag along on most of Steve's hangouts with Eddie. Eddie thinks it's a SteveandRobin thing but really it's because she's the only line of defense between Eddie and Steve.

She just keeps telling Eddie that he should be grateful. He doesn't get it but whatever.

The actual problem?

If Eddie does anything in the vicinity of Steve that's funny or sweet or, even more dangerous, is really nice and attentive to any random child, Steve suddenly gets a look in his eye that means Casual Hangs Can Include a Marriage License, Right?

On Halloween, helping Steve give out candy, Eddie made a little girls night when he saw she was dressed as a princess and actually bowed and once she and her dad were gone Steve put down the bowl and casually said, "After this we need to swing by City Hall real quick."

Thankfully Robin was there to spray him with a water bottle and throw a full sized Milky Way at his head.

Meanwhile Eddie's standing in the background confused as hell wondering why Steve keeps suggesting bureaucracy as a fun activity and why Robin and Steve are whisper-yelling at once another in the kitchen like it's not even legal and you haven't even asked him out yet! and I'm wooing him, Robin, where's your sense of romance? When you know you know! Did you see how he is with kids? And that's quitter talk honestly Robin, I'll break City Hall's doors down and you can sign the papers it can't be that hard.

Eddie really doesn't understand how lucky he is.

After Steve does finally ask him out (and promptly pins him to a wall because Eddie's flustered blushing was too much to handle) Robin's job becomes twice as difficult.

On multiple occasions she's had to stop Steve from stealing Eddie's rings right off his fingers when he falls asleep on the couch during moving night because it's only been three dates and you're not allowed to figure out his ring size yet Stephen are you kidding me.

I honestly, truly doubt that Eddie has any idea what's happening until well into this schtick.

They'd all be out together when the three of them bump into a sobbing child. Before Steve can even go into Parent Mode, Eddie is already kneeling and saying, "What is this I see! A fair knight lost in this treacherous world?"

The kid will blink, wipe his face, and tremble out, "I can't find mommy."

"Perhaps this humble jester can assist!" says Eddie, standing up and offering a hand. "Tell me, Sir..." he drops his voice to whisper, "what's your name?"

"Caleb..."

"Sir Caleb, then! What dost thou mother look like?"

Five minutes later, mother and son are reunited, the mother giving Eddie a hug for good measure.

Eddie isn't there to watch Steve grabbing a ring pop from the candy aisle, ripping the package open with his teeth, and stomping towards Eddie with the speed of a Very Done Jock.

He isn't there to watch Robin jump on Steve's back like a feral monkey, either.

He only turns around when a supermarket employee has to tentatively walk over to ask that Robin stop assaulting Steve and for Steve to stop shouting I FOUGHT MONSTERS IN A GOOEY HELLSCAPE IF I WANT TO PUT A RING ON IT I'LL PUT A RING ON IT, ROBIN.

YOU'RE NOT EVEN DATING, is all Robin shouts back, ignoring the terrified employee to latch her body to Steve's feet and refuse to let go.

Eddie has zero clue what any of it means, especially when Robin tells him he should be thankful after two out of the three of them are oh so nicely escorted from the store.

Bonus if he accepts the ring pop from Steve after it's shoved into his hand. This is because he likes candy, not because of the implication behind it.

Too bad for him though because Steve decides it's good enough to count as a binding contract like some kind of off brand sporting goods Rumpelstiltskin and he will be collecting thank you very much.

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My mamaw passed yesterday.

She wasn't my grandmother by blood - she was my cousin's grandma. I know it might seem strange to have been so close with her, but she was a member of my family from the moment I was born.

She called me her "nice grand daughter" when my cousin was in one of her moods. She welcomed me into her home and her life and her family and she loved me like I was hers.

There aren't words to describe how much she meant to me and how grateful I am to have had her as a bonus grandma. She was a loving, selfless, fiercely proud woman. Everyone who met her was better for knowing her.

I wish she could call me hon one more time. I wish I could hear her Kentucky drawl one more time. I wish cancer wasn't a monster who took one of the strongest women I've ever known and made her suffer and took her from her loved ones at seventy years old, well before her time.

She deserved better. We deserved better. The world is worse without her in it.

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dreamsteddie

Wowza. Part one blew up way more than I thought it would so here! Part two! I do have more thoughts about this so there might be a couple more parts to come. We'll see ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Eddie takes half a second to consider just not answering. Maybe throwing his phone away and never going back to the restaurant they went to last night so he never has to confront whatever it is that's about to happen. Maybe even fleeing the country and living alone on a sheep farm with no friends and go relationships ever again so something like this never happens again.

But then he thinks of Steve. Kind, funny Steve with the bright eyes and soft skin who looked at Eddie like he could fall in love with him and he knows that whatever comes next, Steve deserves for Eddie to see it through with him.

New Message: Steve H.

Hey

Just that one word sends Eddie's heart into his throat. He can see that Steve is still typing, those little ellipses of doom popping on and off the screen. Realistically, Steve probably doesn't know what happened, right? Eddie's pretty sure Steve wasn't in on it and it's been less than an hour since Eddie himself found out, so probably not.

Steve H: Gareth called me

Fuck.

Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck.

If Eddie's heart was in his throat at the first text, the second one has it dropping through his body and out of his goddamned ass. It's not that he doesn't want Steve to know. He was always planning to tell him, he was just hoping he could be the one to do it. Gareth being a little shit and calling Steve first was not part of the plan.

Steve H: He told be about the prank. I'm sorry if I wasn't what you expected and you were just being nice. We can pretend it never happened. No hard feelings.

Eddie slams his head into his pillow. This is such a cluster fuck he can hardly bring himself to look at the text but he needs to come up with some kind of response, like, yesterday if he wants any chance of keeping the man of his dreams from running for the hills because apparently, Eddie's friends are trying to destroy his life. He takes a deep breath and starts typing.

Eddie: Hey, I'm so sorry about that. I just found out about what they did an hour ago at practice. I didn't think they would just call you out of the blue like that, I was just about to text you.

Not completely true, but Eddie was going to text him about it, just after screaming into his pillow and making a couple Vudu dolls first.

Eddie: For what it's worth I really do like you and I would love to still take you out on that second date, but I understand if my friends scared you off and you want nothing to do with me. I know it's fucked up.

It takes a minute for Steve to respond, the typing bubbles ebbing and flowing as Steve types and retypes whatever it is he wants to say. Eddie is about ready to call it a wash and start googling sheep farms for sale in Ireland when a new text comes in, dispelling all thoughts of learning to sheer wool.

Steve H: Are you sure?

And fuck if that doesn't hurt his heart. Eddie has spent all of two and a half hours with Steve, he's a virtual stranger, but Eddie can swear he can feel all of Steve's secondhand insecurity through that one lonely sentence. Before he even registers what he's asking, he send a quick reply.

Eddie: Can I Facetime you?

Before Eddie can try to rethink his decision, his screen lights up with a notification. Steve is calling him.

Eddie scrambles to answer, fumbling his phone a little in his haste and almost missing the call completely. He manages to get it on the last ring, breathing heavily in a way he knows can't be flattering.

All thoughts about his lack of dexterity fly out the window when he looks into his screen. On their date, Steve was perfectly put together. Hair meticulously done, clothes freshly pressed, and a light sheen of lipgloss accentuating the perfect curve of his mouth. While Steve is still beautiful through the lens of his camera, it's clear that he's been crying. His eyes are red and a little puffy, hair out of order in a way Eddie thinks is probably unusual for him, and Eddie can see that he's wearing a well-loved beige hoodie.

"Hi," Steve says, waving a shy hand almost the same way he had last night.

"Hey sweetheart," Eddie says, keeping his voice low and gentle, desperate to soothe Steve however he can through the distance of their phones.

For a minute they just look at each other, neither one knowing what to say in a situation like this. Eddie sees Steve gearing up to say something, but he cuts in before he starts. There's something he needs to say while Steve can see him face to face.

"I'm really sorry about what happened!" He says, much lounder than he intended. "My friends were being dicks. I haven't dated in a while and instead of being normal fucking people they set up this whole stupid prank but I swear I wasn't in on it!"

Something about what he says draws a small smile from the corner of Steve's mouth, so Eddie keeps talking. "Besides, if they wanted to prank me they should have picked someone that isn't a literal fucking model in disguise. There wasn't a chance in hell I wasn't going to beg you for that second date."

At that, Steve gives a little chuckle and it lifts Eddie's heart from where it'd fallen onto the floor and puts in back in his chest 10 times lighter than before.

"Jesus, are you always such a flirt Munson?" he says.

"Only when the boys are especially pretty," Eddie responds.

Steve gives another little laugh at that before sobering up. He gives Eddie a long look through the phone, and Eddie lets him.

"Are you sure you don't want to just call it quits here man? Gareth was pretty adamant that I'm not the kind of guy you usually go for. I don't want you to feel like you have to humor me out of kindness." There's a forced flippancy to Steve's words that Eddie knows well from his own Munson Coping Strategies Handbook. Steve is trying to give him an out, but Eddie can tell that he doesn't want to.

For the first time since this all started, Eddie is well and truly mad. Gareth and Jeff had absolutely no business poking around in his love life in the first place, but now they've reached out to the guy Eddie already told them he liked to what? Tell him never mind actually, we don't think you're the right guy for our friend even though he told us very explicitly how into you he is.

Eddie lets all the frustration, anger, and tenuous hope building up in his chest fuel his reply. This one has to count, he can feel it. It's a charisma saving throw with the whole campaign on the line. He can't miss this one.

"Honestly Steve, if you asked me two days ago what I was looking for in a partner, I probably would have said I wanted to date another alternative metalhead or punk who likes playing DnD and getting high on the weekend." Eddie can see Steve's shoulders slump as his eyes dart away, but he pushes on, determined to make his point.

"But, I haven't had as good a time as we had last night in a really long time." Steve looks back up, eyes alight with the same tentative hope Eddie himself is channeling. "I think you're funny and interesting, and you have the absolute worst takes on ice cream flavors, and you're hot as hell. Like, seriously the hottest guy I've ever seen in real life."

Steve smiles, the edges of his eyes crinkling.

Critical success.

"So, about that second date."

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@wheneverfeasible @the-dark-hearts @sofadofax @wrenisfangirling @whatfinestandsfor @lilpomelito @raisedbylibrarians @ollyxar @mugloversonly @xxbottlecapx @hezaaxdexangelous @kimsnooks @that-one-gay-crow

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Eddie has been aware of the upside down/monsters since 83 but he was raised by Appalachian!Wayne so he knew better than to get caught up in that shit

The conflict between common sense telling him to bail and his inner heart nerd needing to know if that really was a demodog

It's a near thing but waynes voice in his head wins out

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i-will-write

what they don’t tell you about writing is AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! AAAAAAAAAAHH!!!

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sorchathered

Please remember your favorite writers are attention whores with a praise kink, they need validation to survive. Feed them comments and reblogs to save a life.

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acoolguy

me as a hotel receptionist: *greets guests by playing hotel california but cutting it off right before they say california*

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moonbutters

Me presenting my rock collection: *plays the start of Roxanne but cuts it off before the “anne”*

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dovesndecay

How about instead of asking people in red states why they don't just leave, you ask yourself why you don't move here to come help us? No? Okay then, shut the fuck up.

like tbh if you aren't going the extra mile to provide moving costs, and assist with securing housing, employment, medical care, and anything else I might not be thinking of in this moment, I don't want to fuckin' hear about how marginalized people in red states should cut and run.

Are you prepared to help people with transporting pets? (Not just cats and dogs, but reptiles and fish and birds) With helping people update paperwork for any benefits they may be getting? What about with IDs, licenses, social security cards? These are all things we have to think about.

I am stuck but even if I wasn't, I shouldn't have to leave -- I should be getting the support from comrades to stay and fight. Why should I have to come to you? Why is the onus on us to abandon our homes and communities to make you feel better about leaving us out to dry so you can feel safe?

No. Sit in the discomfort of your privilege.

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