we were so robbed of a halloween party hosted at the cullen house in both the books and the movies. you just KNOW alice would've planned the FUCK out of a halloween party. edward in the most pretentious costume you've ever seen (some niche 18th century poet. bella and alice had to convince him to even dress up at all, so this was the compromise), alice in a gorgeous, historically accurate joan of arc costume which everyone spends the whole night complimenting and wondering where on earth she got it (carlisle's antiques collection. knowing him, it's probably the real thing), and jacob turns up 2 hours late in a shitty vampire cloak, white face paint, plastic fangs and the biggest shit eating grin you've ever seen. edward spends most of the night glarring at him from across the room while standing in the corner pretending to sip from his red solo cup. god, what a missed opportunity.

(Probably) Deleted footage from Edward and Bella’s Wedding.

the way I have heard so many talented fanfic writers say they started writing because they read someone else's fanfics that are so good they inspired them into becoming writers too? just proved my point that your writing is never 'in vain', even if you dislike it and think it could've been better, it's still good enough for someone out there that it becomes their source of inspiration and perhaps happiness. you'll never know.

but don't ever, ever belittle your own works. just because you don't like them, doesn't mean other people dislike them too. again, you'll never know. there could be someone out there who reread your works every day because those fics you wrote helped them escape reality for a while, they could be reading your works as a way to help get them through a hard time in their life. you'll never know.

your writing may have saved someone's life.

your writing may have inspired someone into pursuing their career and changing their life for the better.

several best selling authors started as fanfic writers, and the majority of fanfic writers started writing because they were inspired by someone's fanfics. you do the math.

your "silly fics" have permanent impact on this world, even if you think they're not good (they actually are good, I promise you, don't let your mind lie to you).

I mean ***I*** personally started writing my first fanfic about 7 years ago, and have been writing ever since, because I was inspired by my favorite fanfic writers. I still remember all the lines I like from those fics I read 7-8 years ago, I still think about those fics I read from 7-8 years ago and still remember the stories very well in my heart. I started writing because of them.

this blog would never have been created at all, if it weren't because of those fanfic writers whose works I read 7-8 years ago.

I wouldn't have so far written about 130,000 words this year alone, if it weren't because of those fanfic writers whose works I read 7-8 years ago.

to all the fanfic writers out there; your works inspired someone, your writing made a difference to someone's life.

I actually started writing Twilight Fanfiction because of a Jacob X OC fanfic called Am I Wrong by Emptyonideas

I check it every month just to see if she’s updated and no it hasn’t been updated since 2021. But I always check just in case. I re-read it whenever I need inspiration and it always fills me up with hope and love and adventure because it’s just that good of a story.

@angiethewitch

The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (2010) dir. David Slade

bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent

Posts that changed the timeline

am I the only sadistic person who was annoyed bella didn’t let edward grovel for her forgiveness in new moon? i wanted eddieboy to BEG and PINE and SOB those tearless cries

i’d be okay with my depression if it came with the blue tint from twilight, but alas i’m out here depressed in full contrast

People on this website are talking about the Twilight TV show as if there is any way to remake this story to make it NOT morally reprehensible. An indigenous writer in the writers room and indigenous people cast in the indigenous roles will not make the story of twilight any less racist. No matter what story you tell, Stephanie's money will go to Stephanie. It will not, cannot, is not ever good. Idk why this is so difficult for ppl to understand. It's a book written by, for, and about white supremacy and patriarchal domination. The damage of it's initial release and popularity is done, and I think there is value in talking about it, making fun of it, and changing it's meaning in retrospect, but there is zero value in re-monetizing it in anyway, period, ever.

just to be clear, it’s canon that as punishment for killing a human carlisle forces the cullens to go to the victim’s funeral & stand in a small enclosed space packed with other humans

some grieving widow: omg why are your eyes red?

emmett, gorged with the blood of her husband: [sniff] from crying

whenever breaking dawn is brought up in conversations I can't help but think about how absolutely overpowered and dangerous renesmee is going to be.

she is the trustfundiest trust fund kid ever to trust fund, she has literally unlimited money and resources.

she can eat human food but she prefers (???) blood.

She can transfer any idea into your head via touch, presumably even lie to you that way, and the sensation is overwhelming for even a vampire, let alone a human with a more limited mental capacity.

Everyone is obsessed with her at first glance for some unknowable reason.

She's just as beautiful as a vampire, with 0 of the creepiness factor via cold skin, no heartbeat, no blinking, no breathing, palor, etc.

Her dad can read her every thought, and is incapable of giving her privacy.

Her endlessly devoted werewolf uncle is trying to groom her from birth to be his forever bride.

She will look and act like a grown adult by the time she is 7 years old.

She literally murdered her mother in childbirth.

Her name is so profoundly stupid.

This girl is going to grow up unhinged, angry, and on a power trip the likes of which the world has never seen. Her cult is going to be next level. Someone is going to have to take her out before she takes over the world.