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Just a tired artist

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An animation and game art major... Also, I am not dead, just binging anime and grinding in videogames
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I think I made my DM hates me

be me, playing a Tiefling rouge with the alias Copper who wants to overthrow her home nations king,

party is currently searching for the fountain of youth as an elderly party member is having trouble keeping up with the rest of the party

we stop at the library to read up on the history and lore of the fountain

Copper finds a magical book of maps with parts that glow indicating areas of high magic

party finds 3 possible spots that have the fountain of youth

we first stop by the interdimensional tavern (don't ask)

me: as this is a book of maps, is there a map of the floor plan of this building

dm: no there isn't

me: ok... this book is clearly magical, can Copper yell at it in infernal to have it make a map?

Dm: I don't think it works like that but, sure roll charisma for it, you'll have to roll extremely high-

me: 23

Dm: wat

Dm: you awaken a hidden magic power within the book, the pages you are on morph and change to the floor you are on

+ 1 dnd video game mini map that tracks magical signatures

dm now has a hard time creating ambushes with any spell casters as the book will pick up their magical presents

Dm now can't do any real maze dungeons

+1 Rouge who now knows all possible escape routes and access points into the king's castle, as well as guard patrol routes

+1 Dm who regrets his life decision

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