more glitter, less bitter

decontextualized stony in comics, #1/? [more]

the best of tired, hungry and frustrated tony being a sarcastic asshole at an illuminaughty meeting

t’challa is a true bro

these men are ACTUAL ROYALTY, THEY CAN AFFORD A BIT OF FURNITURE

Steve: Black Panther, how did it happen

T’challa: 

are you at all aware of your reputation? futurist? the other one. charitable to a fault? the other one. i’m drawing a blank. i believe the scientific term is horndog, mr. stark. 

is… that a negative?

Uncanny X-Men #15

KRIS ANKA

Everyone should take dating and living advise from Tony Stark!

lmao @ the people cheering steve and bucky on for trying to beat tony to death. what ur talking abt is already canon

steve was so far gone civilian emergency responders –– police officers, paramedics, firemen –– had to stop him from committing murder.

he turns himself in to be arrested because he recognizes if it weren’t for those people he very well might have killed tony

anyone tryna turn murder (in a 2 vs. 1 fight no less) into some cute otp thing or a way to live vicariously through gross tony hate, steve rogers would be ashamed of u

Actual 3-year-old Tony Stark, everyone. 

I WAS JUST LOOKING FOR THIS LAST NIGHT AND COULDN’T FIND IT.

The Hulk so chill

Honestly, comic book writers have gotta start using their characters for more current events commentary. 

Tell me about Superman’s experience as a refugee and what he feels or does when the US tries to close its borders. 

Tell me about Batman’s gun control agenda and how Bruce Wayne goes to rallies to tell the masses how he had to see his own parents murdered. 

Tell me about Wonder Woman being a proficient diplomat, talking to leaders all over the world, stopping wars and taking no shit. 

Tell me about Tony Stark hating politics and trying to save the world and environment and protecting those more vulnerable and being an anti-trump figure. 

Tell me about Steve Rogers taking no shit from facists, racists and homophobes because he didn’t fight the goddam nazis so that some biggots could try to repeat history’s mistakes all over again. 

Tell me about Natasha Romanoff strongly advocating against child soldiers and human traffic and senseless cold wars.

THIS

IT’S WHAT COMICS ARE MEANT TO BE GODDAMNIT 

What’s the point of having long-standing, serialized fiction about fundamentally moral people if you’re gonna put them in a vacuum???

well the point sure isn’t to make Captain America a fucking nazi for shock value I can tell you that much

It started with two men.

(insp)

*this* is the Captain America we need to be hearing from right now, not ‘fascism made edgy for plot-twists’

THE REAL STEVE ROGERS

@captain-outoftime

how very forward of you, Cap.

stony through the years.

You have to see this one to believe it: This is how Steve asks everyone to come along, yes?  Better or worse than the infamous “riding Iron Man like a pony moment? Captain America: Sentinel of Liberty #6

He loved you.

The Oath (2017)