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c0ups

me: *sucks at repyling mssgs and keeping in touch, forgets answer the texts, will probably drift away frm ur life slowly*

also me: :-) let’s be friends!!!! :-)

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skywalkerlesbian-archive

someone: i think the world of you and i appreciate you being in my life, you’re smart and talented and beautiful. i love you.

me, a person who is unable to respond well to compliments and has trouble expressing emotions: *finger guns* cool beans

#do u mean: me#*
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cornbreadgirl

working in retail is so f*cking crazy. it’s like an alternate universe. one time, I was scanning some deli cheese and the customer said, “that’s on sale for however much” and I said, “oh yeah that’s a good deal deli stuff can be expensive” then he says, “it’s for my friend. do you want to meet me friend?” and at this point I’m f*ckign terrified and he OPENS his JACKET and sitting in the inside pocket is a TINY DOG

#ive had something kinda similar to this#except the guy was trying to pull a bottle of whiskey out of his pocket#and had  to take out his ferret#or ferret lookalike idk#some rodent#to get to it#*
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alistairins-blog
tarot reader: now I will show you your fortune
me: cool I guess
tarot reader: why is every card death, what the fuck, I don't even have that many death cards
me: figures
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reinedescruelles
nt: those poor little Mentally Ill people just need a little kindness!! i know when i talk to them and make sure theyre never left alone, i make their dismal pitiful lives a little brighter. and being such a Nice Person makes me feel good about myself too!!!
me: every time youve spoken to me i fantasized about beating you up
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