Where will you wander? Hither and yonder.

I have evil furry convention plans.

Item: in the 1950s research was starting to suggest smoking cigarettes might be bad for you, so one company beefed up their filter with asbestos

Centopéia pernas de hortelã (Mint Leg Centipede) limpando e cuidando de seus bebês! (Scolopendra sp. Vietnã)

@onenicebugperday does this monstrosity count?? I can't tell if it's adorably horrifying, or horrifyingly adorable. or just horrible.

Not sure horrifying monstrosity is the term I'd use for a diligent mother taking care of her babies :)

i love when you can feel the disdain dripping off of a wikipedia article

the full thing adds to it

he would not say that.

I was there when he said it actually

"oh yeah even if your opponent has an unexpected advantage that completely turns the tides of battle (you thought they were unarmed when they aren't) you shook totally just keep going with your current plan, otherwise you're a coward"

he would not say that.

you're just afraid of a big thick girlcock

Whether Sun Tzu would be into girldick is completely orthogonal to whether he would give bullshit bravado advice that will get you killed. He's the "logistics win wars" guy.

His ladycock advice would be more like "The wise general chooses an adversary who uses familiar techniques."

there is a lot we will forgive for girlcock on this site but misconstruing Sun Tzu is NOT on that list

this is a typo in a textbook written by the professor of this class, it cost me $105, i will be sharing with the world

you know what, i've been sitting on this thought for a few days, and i think it was a mistake of staff to change the activity feed to show tags on reblogs

Imagine you're a human in the transformers universe and you're on tinder and you come across a profile where the picture is just a car so you're like wow this guy must really love his car

But you open up the full profile and it's like '6,000,000/M Autobot, Cadillac, 12'7" hmu for a smooth ride 😉🚗'. This would be one of the many hazards and/or benefits of coexistence.

I think about this all the time. I have a vivid image in my head of what Starscream’s looks like and it’s “2,506,074 M, F-15e, 46’10’’ NO CARS NO FEMMES NO MOTORCYCLES!! Rotorcraft allowed.”

a vampire giving themselves a pep talk to a mirror that has a crudely drawn picture of themselves that they drew taped to it

i wish the star trek medical instruments were real i would love to sit on a bed that shows my doctor how much pain im in and then they scan me with a little blinky device that makes a funny noise and know exactly whats wrong with me and then give me a pill that makes me regrow a kidney or whatever the fuck

@elpuntthing replied:

I can't promise these instructions will work next week, given how often Tumblr fucks with their UI, but at the time of this posting:

On Desktop

Go to your blog settings page (https://www.tumblr.com/settings/blog/prokopetz, for me; anybody else reading this can swap in their own blog name), and scroll down until you see "Featured Tags".

On Mobile

Tap the little dude in the lower right to view your own blog, then tap the gear icon in the upper right to access your Account settings. Scroll down until you see "Featured Tags" (note that if you have sideblogs, this heading may be present more than once).

In either case, whatever you enter there will completely replace the auto-generated list of frequently used tags that people see when searching your blog's archive. They don't even need to be tags that you've ever actually used – they can be 100% fake, if you like.

Ahem

No, of course not

ROAST HER LMAO