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.winchester.

@elodie-starlord / elodie-starlord.tumblr.com

All I have is this blog and my (in)sanity
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i hate u I hope u fucking get kidnapped by a cartel or something and I hope they torture you so bad that u die and I hope they rip your body to pieces.

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I don't know how to say this, but you know what? I don't care. Ice Spice is overrated as hell. She doesn't have any real place in the music industry. Why?All she does is market herself for men. No, don't judge my opinion; that's the reality. All she does is twerk, shaking her butt as if she's an NPC. There's no life in her eyes. And her music is not so good. Lyrics? Horrible. Have you seen her live performances? If you don't, let me tell you how it goes: twerking. When I judge her, which is one of my rights, I can judge or adore anyone I want. When I judge her, her "fans" be like

"Oh hell, nah, you're a mean person! She's so talented. Shut up!"

She might be a beautiful woman,maybe, but people act like a goddamn npc. STOP IT. GET SOME HELP. NO SHE'S NOT UNDERRATED. SHE'S NOT SELF MADE.

thank you for reading.

Sincerely, Élodie.

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Soldiers, am I right-141

Soap: we're soldiers, of course I know how to salute

Gaz: we're soldiers, I've obviously heard a gun shot before

Price: I'm Price, I know how to find your family-

Gaz: No, that isn't the trend *camera cuts*

R/N: we're soldiers, of course I've committed war crimes

Soap: okay, we aren't doing that, R/N *camera cuts*

Gaz: we're soldiers, of course I know how to do push-ups

Ghost: we're soldiers, in 2003, I killed a man because he-

Gaz: no no no

Soap: I'm tired of this bullshit *camera cuts off*

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